Hey Zeus Crisco is my new favorite swear.
Whatever happened to the still beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards anymore.
Giles ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Dana - Dec 15, 2010 11:06:00 am PST #11348 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
Typo Boy - Dec 15, 2010 11:08:28 am PST #11349 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
I think classic swearing should be allowed for anyone working at a computer. That's why they call it the cursor..
Zenkitty - Dec 15, 2010 11:08:54 am PST #11350 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Yay, Aims!
I'm working on adding Kumquat to my everyday vocabulary. "She is such a kumquat, I swear." "Get this kumquat out of my face." "Hey, kumquat, learn to drive!"
Ginger - Dec 15, 2010 11:11:29 am PST #11351 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I think the proper phrasing is "Hey, kumquat brain, learn to drive!"
tommyrot - Dec 15, 2010 11:13:10 am PST #11352 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Could we verb it?
"Hey, why don't you go kumquat yourself!"
Fred Pete - Dec 15, 2010 11:13:13 am PST #11353 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.
Yay, Aims!
Could we verb it?
I'm okay, except for the way verbing weirds language.
megan walker - Dec 15, 2010 11:13:47 am PST #11354 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Jesus Christ! What on earth is that?"
"Don't take my name in vain, Dad!"
"Jeezy Creezy, what on Earth is that?"
"Don't call me Jeezy Creezy! Look Dad, I went down there, I taught 'em to be hang out, be groovy, drink a bit of wine, they split into different groups!
Dana - Dec 15, 2010 11:14:30 am PST #11355 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
I like Gilmore Girls' "Oy with the poodles already!"
Zenkitty - Dec 15, 2010 11:17:25 am PST #11356 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Eventually someone will pervert the original innocent intent by saying "Fucking kumquat!" or "Kumquat fucker!" or "Jesus Christ, what a kumquat!"
It'll probably be me.
slayeroshadow - Dec 15, 2010 11:18:36 am PST #11357 of 30001
And what's with all the carrots?
Yay Consuela!
Those who think before they speak in my current workplace tend to use the "Oh Snap!" Thank you, Google Chrome.
Otherwise, the f-bomb is dropped a lot (not by me) along with frequent reference to balls and how hard it is to work with chicks. Yes, you can tell I work in a male-dominated environment.