I think the proper phrasing is "Hey, kumquat brain, learn to drive!"
Book: I believe I just... I think I'm on the wrong ship. Inara: Maybe. Or maybe you're exactly where you ought to be.
'Serenity'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Ginger - Dec 15, 2010 11:11:29 am PST #11351 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
tommyrot - Dec 15, 2010 11:13:10 am PST #11352 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Could we verb it?
"Hey, why don't you go kumquat yourself!"
Fred Pete - Dec 15, 2010 11:13:13 am PST #11353 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.
Yay, Aims!
Could we verb it?
I'm okay, except for the way verbing weirds language.
megan walker - Dec 15, 2010 11:13:47 am PST #11354 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Jesus Christ! What on earth is that?"
"Don't take my name in vain, Dad!"
"Jeezy Creezy, what on Earth is that?"
"Don't call me Jeezy Creezy! Look Dad, I went down there, I taught 'em to be hang out, be groovy, drink a bit of wine, they split into different groups!
Dana - Dec 15, 2010 11:14:30 am PST #11355 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
I like Gilmore Girls' "Oy with the poodles already!"
Zenkitty - Dec 15, 2010 11:17:25 am PST #11356 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Eventually someone will pervert the original innocent intent by saying "Fucking kumquat!" or "Kumquat fucker!" or "Jesus Christ, what a kumquat!"
It'll probably be me.
slayeroshadow - Dec 15, 2010 11:18:36 am PST #11357 of 30001
And what's with all the carrots?
Yay Consuela!
Those who think before they speak in my current workplace tend to use the "Oh Snap!" Thank you, Google Chrome.
Otherwise, the f-bomb is dropped a lot (not by me) along with frequent reference to balls and how hard it is to work with chicks. Yes, you can tell I work in a male-dominated environment.
tommyrot - Dec 15, 2010 11:20:01 am PST #11358 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Eventually someone will pervert the original innocent intent by saying "Fucking kumquat!" or "Kumquat fucker!" or "Jesus Christ, what a kumquat!"
It'll probably be me.
Shove it up your kumquat, lady!
Zenkitty - Dec 15, 2010 11:20:46 am PST #11359 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
I sold the PS2. YAY!
msbelle, is this the devil device that has been causing you so much trouble? Or is that a DS? I don't know what the kids are playing these days.
Zenkitty - Dec 15, 2010 11:22:16 am PST #11360 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Shove it up your kumquat, lady!
This is exactly what I'm talking about!
Kumquat balls.