Eventually someone will pervert the original innocent intent by saying "Fucking kumquat!" or "Kumquat fucker!" or "Jesus Christ, what a kumquat!"
It'll probably be me.
Shove it up your kumquat, lady!
Wash: I'm not leaving her side, Mal. Don't ask me again. Mal: I wasn't asking. I was telling.
'Out Of Gas'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Dec 15, 2010 11:20:01 am PST #11358 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Zenkitty - Dec 15, 2010 11:20:46 am PST #11359 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
I sold the PS2. YAY!
msbelle, is this the devil device that has been causing you so much trouble? Or is that a DS? I don't know what the kids are playing these days.
Zenkitty - Dec 15, 2010 11:22:16 am PST #11360 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Shove it up your kumquat, lady!
This is exactly what I'm talking about!
Kumquat balls.
msbelle - Dec 15, 2010 11:23:28 am PST #11361 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
The DS is the devil device. Not causing so many problems of late. The PS2 is a gaming console that hooks up to the tv. Mac never used it as much, but one less electronic thing in the house is better. Plus selling it will get him out of debt to me.
tommyrot - Dec 15, 2010 11:24:06 am PST #11362 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
My kumquat balls are chock full of buttery goodness!
Kate P. - Dec 15, 2010 11:28:33 am PST #11363 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
There's a lotta kumquats in here.
I like "scheisse." I should try to use that more often. You can put a lot of rage and venom into "scheisse."
Connie Neil - Dec 15, 2010 11:31:18 am PST #11364 of 30001
brillig
I should try to use that more often. You can put a lot of rage and venom into "scheisse."
Then you run into German speakers who give you the evil eye. I used to say "Oh, bugger" a lot and got looks of "Oh, how quaint!" Then I got a supervisor who spent a lot of time in England, and her look was one of "WTF!!!" I apologized quickly and everyone else went "What? What?"
edit: I wonder what British visitors make of the giant sign by the freeway advertising "SOD!"
Zenkitty - Dec 15, 2010 11:31:57 am PST #11365 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
You BUTTER them?! Heathen.
(Actually, kumquats are rather salty. Which, you know, works.)
-t - Dec 15, 2010 11:33:11 am PST #11366 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
We used to conjugate irregular German verbs under our breath as a substitute for cussin' in high school. "We" being nerds who took German, in this case.
erikaj - Dec 15, 2010 11:38:03 am PST #11367 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
Totally. But really? Her heart shatters? That just makes me want to see that. I have taken similar requests from people who just said "Could you not do that? I hate it." But when I do, I'm either 1. not thinking of god at all. 2. thinking about Mark Twain's quote that cursing is the best prayer ever, cause it's so sincere. But if I say "Jesus!" I'm usually not thinking of The Big J.C. He's not Lurch...he's not going to get confused.