"I thought my dog was chasing a rabbit, but when I got close it was a body without a head," he said. "There was a weird smell in the air. I wasn't expecting what I saw."
Nobody expects a body without a head.
Like any of that's enough to fight the Dark Master. Bator.
Xander ,'Lessons'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Ginger - Sep 14, 2010 4:59:18 am PDT #23766 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Jesse - Sep 14, 2010 5:23:02 am PDT #23767 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
OK, that puts things in perspective. I stayed up too late last night and don't feel like working at all, but at least I haven't found a decapitated body!
§ ita § - Sep 14, 2010 5:33:40 am PDT #23768 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Last night I started making these plans that seemed brilliant to get away and see a friend I haven't seen in years, and today they look entirely impractical. Am sad.
Mustn't try and think while on meds.
flea - Sep 14, 2010 5:37:39 am PDT #23769 of 30001
information libertarian
Yeah, I got to work and was feeling very sorry for myself (for one thing, I am often BOTH the first one here and the last to leave, what the fuck, do I work with Tino suddenly?) And then my coworker came in and said she'd just seen a student on a bike get hit by a car at the corner (that our office overlooks), so we looked out and saw the poor guy and the poor woman who hit him and while I didn't feel less sorry for myself, I did feel rather ashamed of feeling sorry for myself.
tommyrot - Sep 14, 2010 5:42:27 am PDT #23770 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The decapitation thing is just weird:
Police explode pipe bomb near decapitated body
A man walking his dog this morning near an Evanston middle school discovered a decapitated body, perhaps the result of a pipe bomb explosion, and some hours later police exploded a pipe bomb found in the vicinity.
Police pushed the media back from the area after discovering what appeared to be an explosive device near the body, WGN-Ch. 9 reported about 8:40 a.m. Some residents were being evacuated from their homes. The Cook County sheriff's bomb squad was on the scene.
...
On returning home, he said neighbors told him they had heard a loud explosion between 4 a.m. and 4:30 a.m. He said police told him they had come out earlier to investigate the sound of the explosion but were unable to find anything at that time.
So the guy was planting a pipe bomb and accidentally blew off his head? Or on purpose? Weird.
hippocampus - Sep 14, 2010 5:43:01 am PDT #23771 of 30001
not your mom's socks.
So sorry about your aunt sarameg
Dana - Sep 14, 2010 5:53:11 am PDT #23772 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I hate the term "baby bump" so very much.
§ ita § - Sep 14, 2010 6:15:14 am PDT #23773 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
What's wrong with "baby bump"? I hear a lot of hate for it.
I'm wearing my @@ earrings today. They don't go with my skirt, but they amuse me.
tommyrot - Sep 14, 2010 6:17:13 am PDT #23774 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm wearing my @@ earrings today.
Wait - does each earring have one @ or two?
Also, is "@@ = eye-roll" just a b.org thing?
§ ita § - Sep 14, 2010 6:27:53 am PDT #23775 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
does each earring have one @ or two?
Each earring is an @.
is "@@ = eye-roll" just a b.org thing?
Yeah. Jesse-started, if memory serves.
My hand is a bit smaller today, but not normal yet. Still bandaged. Typing hurts more.