Anya, the Shopkeepers of America called. They wanted me to tell you that 'please go' just got replaced with 'have a nice day.'

Xander ,'Selfless'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Sep 14, 2010 5:33:40 am PDT #23768 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Last night I started making these plans that seemed brilliant to get away and see a friend I haven't seen in years, and today they look entirely impractical. Am sad.

Mustn't try and think while on meds.


flea - Sep 14, 2010 5:37:39 am PDT #23769 of 30001
information libertarian

Yeah, I got to work and was feeling very sorry for myself (for one thing, I am often BOTH the first one here and the last to leave, what the fuck, do I work with Tino suddenly?) And then my coworker came in and said she'd just seen a student on a bike get hit by a car at the corner (that our office overlooks), so we looked out and saw the poor guy and the poor woman who hit him and while I didn't feel less sorry for myself, I did feel rather ashamed of feeling sorry for myself.


tommyrot - Sep 14, 2010 5:42:27 am PDT #23770 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The decapitation thing is just weird:

Police explode pipe bomb near decapitated body

A man walking his dog this morning near an Evanston middle school discovered a decapitated body, perhaps the result of a pipe bomb explosion, and some hours later police exploded a pipe bomb found in the vicinity.

Police pushed the media back from the area after discovering what appeared to be an explosive device near the body, WGN-Ch. 9 reported about 8:40 a.m. Some residents were being evacuated from their homes. The Cook County sheriff's bomb squad was on the scene.

...

On returning home, he said neighbors told him they had heard a loud explosion between 4 a.m. and 4:30 a.m. He said police told him they had come out earlier to investigate the sound of the explosion but were unable to find anything at that time.

So the guy was planting a pipe bomb and accidentally blew off his head? Or on purpose? Weird.


hippocampus - Sep 14, 2010 5:43:01 am PDT #23771 of 30001
not your mom's socks.

So sorry about your aunt sarameg


Dana - Sep 14, 2010 5:53:11 am PDT #23772 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I hate the term "baby bump" so very much.


§ ita § - Sep 14, 2010 6:15:14 am PDT #23773 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What's wrong with "baby bump"? I hear a lot of hate for it.

I'm wearing my @@ earrings today. They don't go with my skirt, but they amuse me.


tommyrot - Sep 14, 2010 6:17:13 am PDT #23774 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm wearing my @@ earrings today.

Wait - does each earring have one @ or two?

Also, is "@@ = eye-roll" just a b.org thing?


§ ita § - Sep 14, 2010 6:27:53 am PDT #23775 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

does each earring have one @ or two?

Each earring is an @.

is "@@ = eye-roll" just a b.org thing?

Yeah. Jesse-started, if memory serves.

My hand is a bit smaller today, but not normal yet. Still bandaged. Typing hurts more.


flea - Sep 14, 2010 6:37:28 am PDT #23776 of 30001
information libertarian

Can I talk about shoes here, or is that better in Bitches? I really want these (Frye Veronica Slouch, in the saddle): [link] But I'm thinking these from LL Bean would be pretty comparable, and actually sort of affordable: [link] Yes?


Jesse - Sep 14, 2010 6:42:12 am PDT #23777 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yes. Also, now I want those. Which is ridiculous, because my wardrobe (especially my winter wardrobe) is so black, on purpose, so I only have black shoes.

Jesse-started, if memory serves.

I think that's true!