Dude, I am in a CHURCH and the minister is leading bible study, not rapturing.
I know, world in peril and we have to work together. This is my last office romance, I'll tell you that.
Buffy ,'End of Days'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
msbelle - Sep 08, 2010 3:07:31 pm PDT #22845 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Spidra Webster - Sep 08, 2010 3:09:09 pm PDT #22846 of 30001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Sorry for the thumb-twiddling, msbelle. It sucks to be a busy person who could be using time productively if only one had one's implements of doom.
I'm turning things upside-down trying to find these directions but my hands are starting to spasm. Also? I am drowning in receipts waiting to be scanned into a program called Paperless. This is not the paperless lifestyle I envisioned.
We're still here, but we're Catholics and recovering Catholics and I'm pretty sure that means we're going to hell, right?
Jesse - Sep 08, 2010 3:10:44 pm PDT #22847 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
That reminds me: what do people do with their pay stubs? I just shred mine, but is there any reason to keep any?
brenda m - Sep 08, 2010 3:11:29 pm PDT #22848 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I used to try to keep the year end one but none of the rest.
tommyrot - Sep 08, 2010 3:11:43 pm PDT #22849 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
We're still here, but we're Catholics and recovering Catholics and I'm pretty sure that means we're going to hell, right?
All of us non-raptured folk have, what, seven years to hang with the Anti-Christ and/or repent for our godless ways.
And to grab some nice cars, homes, etc....
tommyrot - Sep 08, 2010 3:12:38 pm PDT #22850 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
That reminds me: what do people do with their pay stubs?
You know you don't have to file tax forms in heaven, right?
Calli - Sep 08, 2010 3:13:37 pm PDT #22851 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
All of us non-raptured folk have, what, seven years to hang with the Anti-Christ and/or repent for our godless ways.
And to grab some nice cars, homes, etc....
Nice to have the timeline set. Six years, 11 months of godless hedonism, 1 month of deeply sincere repentance, all scheduled in my Outlook calendar.
Jesse - Sep 08, 2010 3:15:18 pm PDT #22852 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
You know you don't have to file tax forms in heaven, right?
Man, that IS heaven!
Connie Neil - Sep 08, 2010 3:17:12 pm PDT #22853 of 30001
brillig
Quick, someone grab the Dalai Llama before he transcends, we're going to need him in six years and eleven months.
Spidra Webster - Sep 08, 2010 3:17:27 pm PDT #22854 of 30001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
I kept my paystubs about the same amt of time I'd keep utility bills and such. About 7 years. But I'm trying to mend those ways because I can't afford the sq. footage anymore. I think there were one or two times I had to use them to prove income or something but in general I was probably being overly cautious.
You know you don't have to file tax forms in heaven, right?
Now I'm bummed that I apparently won't be going there.