That reminds me: what do people do with their pay stubs? I just shred mine, but is there any reason to keep any?
Simon: Captain's a good fighter, he must know how to handle a sword. Zoe: I think he knows which end to hold.
'Shindig'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Sep 08, 2010 3:10:44 pm PDT #22847 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
brenda m - Sep 08, 2010 3:11:29 pm PDT #22848 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I used to try to keep the year end one but none of the rest.
tommyrot - Sep 08, 2010 3:11:43 pm PDT #22849 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
We're still here, but we're Catholics and recovering Catholics and I'm pretty sure that means we're going to hell, right?
All of us non-raptured folk have, what, seven years to hang with the Anti-Christ and/or repent for our godless ways.
And to grab some nice cars, homes, etc....
tommyrot - Sep 08, 2010 3:12:38 pm PDT #22850 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
That reminds me: what do people do with their pay stubs?
You know you don't have to file tax forms in heaven, right?
Calli - Sep 08, 2010 3:13:37 pm PDT #22851 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
All of us non-raptured folk have, what, seven years to hang with the Anti-Christ and/or repent for our godless ways.
And to grab some nice cars, homes, etc....
Nice to have the timeline set. Six years, 11 months of godless hedonism, 1 month of deeply sincere repentance, all scheduled in my Outlook calendar.
Jesse - Sep 08, 2010 3:15:18 pm PDT #22852 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
You know you don't have to file tax forms in heaven, right?
Man, that IS heaven!
Connie Neil - Sep 08, 2010 3:17:12 pm PDT #22853 of 30001
brillig
Quick, someone grab the Dalai Llama before he transcends, we're going to need him in six years and eleven months.
Spidra Webster - Sep 08, 2010 3:17:27 pm PDT #22854 of 30001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
I kept my paystubs about the same amt of time I'd keep utility bills and such. About 7 years. But I'm trying to mend those ways because I can't afford the sq. footage anymore. I think there were one or two times I had to use them to prove income or something but in general I was probably being overly cautious.
You know you don't have to file tax forms in heaven, right?
Now I'm bummed that I apparently won't be going there.
Connie Neil - Sep 08, 2010 3:18:21 pm PDT #22855 of 30001
brillig
Spidra, in your circumstances, where various agencies will ask impertinent questions you need proof for, you might want to be more paranoid about your record keeping.
Zenkitty - Sep 08, 2010 3:18:37 pm PDT #22856 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
My sister's on the phone with me talking about how no one's Rapturing out of their cars. She was hoping for a Benz. She says we should go down to Florida and sell Korans that are secretly rigged with fireworks. I never knew my sister was so subversive.
Six years, 11 months of godless hedonism, 1 month of deeply sincere repentance
Sounds like my twenties, on repeat.