We're still here, but we're Catholics and recovering Catholics and I'm pretty sure that means we're going to hell, right?
All of us non-raptured folk have, what, seven years to hang with the Anti-Christ and/or repent for our godless ways.
And to grab some nice cars, homes, etc....
That reminds me: what do people do with their pay stubs?
You know you don't have to file tax forms in heaven, right?
All of us non-raptured folk have, what, seven years to hang with the Anti-Christ and/or repent for our godless ways.
And to grab some nice cars, homes, etc....
Nice to have the timeline set. Six years, 11 months of godless hedonism, 1 month of deeply sincere repentance, all scheduled in my Outlook calendar.
Quick, someone grab the Dalai Llama before he transcends, we're going to need him in six years and eleven months.
I kept my paystubs about the same amt of time I'd keep utility bills and such. About 7 years. But I'm trying to mend those ways because I can't afford the sq. footage anymore. I think there were one or two times I had to use them to prove income or something but in general I was probably being overly cautious.
You know you don't have to file tax forms in heaven, right?
Now I'm bummed that I apparently won't be going there.
Spidra, in your circumstances, where various agencies will ask impertinent questions you need proof for, you might want to be more paranoid about your record keeping.
My sister's on the phone with me talking about how no one's Rapturing out of their cars. She was hoping for a Benz. She says we should go down to Florida and sell Korans that are secretly rigged with fireworks. I never knew my sister was so subversive.
Six years, 11 months of godless hedonism, 1 month of deeply sincere repentance
Sounds like my twenties, on repeat.
he says we should go down to Florida and sell Korans that are secretly rigged with fireworks.
Heh. Maybe fill them with smoke bombs that produce a sulfur smell.
I had to have paystubs for stuff recently, but cannot remember what. I know I needed them for adoption stuff.