My best friend's bridesmaids dresses were purple velvet bodices and purple satin skirts. Looks great in context, but what can you do with it after?
The cousin I stood up for had her bridesmaids in butter and light green. I was, apparently, too high yella for butter, so I have a light green Vera Wang two piece--ballgown skirt and spaghetti strap top. Very pretty, but light green?
Kanye needs some sort of translation service also.
(Chica, how hard is medium blue, 50-60's dress to find? REALLY.)
I wouldn't even know where to start looking for such a thing. Really.
Which is, I suppose, why I have Buffistas.
You know, I read somewhere to check out 50 cent's twitter feed. So I looked at it a few days ago, and it seemed normal crazy. Lots of disconnected thoughts about money, food, women, rivalries, whatever. And then I looked at the timestamps, and realized he had sent all those tweets over a period of like two hours. That guy is MORE THAN NORMAL crazy.
Speaking of awesome tweets:
FakeAPStylebook The correct plural of ocelot is oceshitload. Ocefuckton is vulgar and should be avoided.
Also, Buffistas.
We are like the Library at Alexandria and Google all wrapped into one.
Best twitter account EVAR: @English50Cent, a translation service for English-speaking 50 Cent fans.
50cent: Busta still has the best show in hip-hop I'm not shiting on him. And I aint dissing serena either I said i gotta workout! yal be buggin
English50Cent: I am sincere in praising Busta Rhymes' live abilities and Serena Williams' sexually intimidating strength. You resemble insects.
Haaaaaaaa. That is awesome.
Oh my God, have you seen 50 Cent's Twitter page? What IS that? Did you know that he is CONFIDENT, SMART, RICH, STRONG, FUNNY, and SEXY?
I had simple A-line dresses with cap sleeves that probably no one would want to wear again but at least they weren't expensive. I would have let everyone pick their own dresses, but I wanted them in purple and there seemed too much potential for really clashing shades if they weren't uniform.
Hey, I have an interview! YAY!
I solved the bridesmaid dress problem by not having bridesmaids.