Best twitter account EVAR: @English50Cent, a translation service for English-speaking 50 Cent fans.
50cent: Busta still has the best show in hip-hop I'm not shiting on him. And I aint dissing serena either I said i gotta workout! yal be buggin
English50Cent: I am sincere in praising Busta Rhymes' live abilities and Serena Williams' sexually intimidating strength. You resemble insects.
Haaaaaaaa. That is awesome.
Oh my God, have you seen 50 Cent's Twitter page? What IS that? Did you know that he is CONFIDENT, SMART, RICH, STRONG, FUNNY, and SEXY?
I had simple A-line dresses with cap sleeves that probably no one would want to wear again but at least they weren't expensive. I would have let everyone pick their own dresses, but I wanted them in purple and there seemed too much potential for really clashing shades if they weren't uniform.
Hey, I have an interview! YAY!
I solved the bridesmaid dress problem by not having bridesmaids.
Excellent news, Erin!
I made my two bridesmaids wear red dresses because it was Christmas time. I think the best defense of them was that they were cheap.
Yay Erin!!!
Hivemind question. My 14 year old forgot his keys this afternoon and is locked out for at least another half hour (make that another hour). When he called I suggested he go to the dojo or over to Panera and start on his homework. At first he thought I was nuts. Then he decided to hit the dojo.
I think 14 years old is old enough to be able to find a quite place and work. Am I nuts?
I am simultaneously dreading/looking forward to the hilarity of my mother's involvement in my theoretical eventual wedding. This is a woman who, without fail, refers to strapless wedding dresses as "Belle Watling" gowns. I forsee lots of moaning about my pictures being ruined by my tattoo(s).
Of course, if I marry a woman, she may not be involved at all.
14 is definitely old enough. I wouldn`t want that to be his normal routine, but for a short time because of a lost key? Def.
I was in two weddings with realistically wearable gowns. My sister`s I basically designed, so it has early 90`s symptom, but it was a winter wedding, so black velvet and tea length. I used it a bunch.
And my college best friend had us in these unimaginably lovely simple light chiffon prints. It was such a straightforward dress, but so pretty, and perfect for us at her outdoor spring wedding. I regret having cut my hair before that, becuase our other two friends had their lovely long hippie hair, but I`d forgotten this and hacked mine all off. It was such a pretty, natural, multicultural wedding and that bit of symmetry across the ethnicities would have looked nice.
