Speaking of awesome tweets:
FakeAPStylebook The correct plural of ocelot is oceshitload. Ocefuckton is vulgar and should be avoided.
I'm just, uh, just feeling kinda... truthsome right now. And, uh... life's just too damn short for ifs and maybes.
Mal ,'Heart Of Gold'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Vortex - Sep 07, 2010 12:01:31 pm PDT #22590 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Steph L. - Sep 07, 2010 12:01:36 pm PDT #22591 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Also, Buffistas.
We are like the Library at Alexandria and Google all wrapped into one.
Polter-Cow - Sep 07, 2010 12:03:58 pm PDT #22592 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Best twitter account EVAR: @English50Cent, a translation service for English-speaking 50 Cent fans.
50cent: Busta still has the best show in hip-hop I'm not shiting on him. And I aint dissing serena either I said i gotta workout! yal be buggin
English50Cent: I am sincere in praising Busta Rhymes' live abilities and Serena Williams' sexually intimidating strength. You resemble insects.
Haaaaaaaa. That is awesome.
Oh my God, have you seen 50 Cent's Twitter page? What IS that? Did you know that he is CONFIDENT, SMART, RICH, STRONG, FUNNY, and SEXY?
-t - Sep 07, 2010 12:04:40 pm PDT #22593 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I had simple A-line dresses with cap sleeves that probably no one would want to wear again but at least they weren't expensive. I would have let everyone pick their own dresses, but I wanted them in purple and there seemed too much potential for really clashing shades if they weren't uniform.
Strix - Sep 07, 2010 12:08:02 pm PDT #22594 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Hey, I have an interview! YAY!
Atropa - Sep 07, 2010 12:26:27 pm PDT #22595 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I solved the bridesmaid dress problem by not having bridesmaids.
smonster - Sep 07, 2010 12:27:34 pm PDT #22596 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Yay Erin!!
Amy - Sep 07, 2010 12:28:41 pm PDT #22597 of 30001
Because books.
Excellent news, Erin!
I made my two bridesmaids wear red dresses because it was Christmas time. I think the best defense of them was that they were cheap.
-t - Sep 07, 2010 12:31:01 pm PDT #22598 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Go, Erin!
SuziQ - Sep 07, 2010 12:33:30 pm PDT #22599 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Yay Erin!!!
Hivemind question. My 14 year old forgot his keys this afternoon and is locked out for at least another half hour (make that another hour). When he called I suggested he go to the dojo or over to Panera and start on his homework. At first he thought I was nuts. Then he decided to hit the dojo.
I think 14 years old is old enough to be able to find a quite place and work. Am I nuts?