a guy is describing feeding goats to his snake.
Does he cut them up first? Or is he feeding tiny goats to a large snake?
Once I had a roommate who had an aquarium with an eel. He would feed the eel live goldfish. Damn, that was fun to watch.
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tommyrot - Aug 25, 2010 7:53:59 am PDT #20093 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
§ ita § - Aug 25, 2010 7:54:08 am PDT #20094 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
probably less annoying when he gets to eat a cheeseburger and Paddywhack is having skinless chicken and broccoli.
You've gotten them mixed up. Padalecki eats like a Hoover. Burgers, shakes, candy, the whole deal. Apparently Ackles is much the tamer eater.
Vortex - Aug 25, 2010 7:54:09 am PDT #20095 of 30001
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Amy - Aug 25, 2010 7:54:23 am PDT #20096 of 30001
Because books.
I'm eavesdropping on a conversation where a guy is describing feeding goats to his snake.
How big is this snake?!
She doesn't flat out say it, but she's like, "I've seen tighter bods."
Well, so have I. Doesn't make his any less yummy, imo.
§ ita § - Aug 25, 2010 7:54:35 am PDT #20097 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Does he cut them up first? Or is he feeding tiny goats to a large snake?
No, he'd feed live goats to the snake. Larger than life, let me tell you.
tommyrot - Aug 25, 2010 7:55:46 am PDT #20098 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
No, he'd feed live goats to the snake.
I'd like to see that. Does that make me a bad person?
Jessica - Aug 25, 2010 7:55:48 am PDT #20099 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I've seen footage of large snakes eating goats in the wild. It's not pleasant.
§ ita § - Aug 25, 2010 7:57:10 am PDT #20100 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'd like to see that. Does that make me a bad person?
I'd just be jealous of the snake.
Jesse - Aug 25, 2010 7:57:33 am PDT #20101 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
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Sue - Aug 25, 2010 7:58:24 am PDT #20102 of 30001
hip deep in pie
No, he'd feed live goats to the snake.
Did you admonish him for wasting a perfectly good goat that could be curried.