That's beautiful. Or taken literally, incredibly gross.

Buffy ,'Potential'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Vortex - Aug 25, 2010 7:54:09 am PDT #20095 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I know! Honey, if there's an iliac crest visible, it's not flabby.


Amy - Aug 25, 2010 7:54:23 am PDT #20096 of 30001
Because books.

I'm eavesdropping on a conversation where a guy is describing feeding goats to his snake.

How big is this snake?!

She doesn't flat out say it, but she's like, "I've seen tighter bods."

Well, so have I. Doesn't make his any less yummy, imo.


§ ita § - Aug 25, 2010 7:54:35 am PDT #20097 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Does he cut them up first? Or is he feeding tiny goats to a large snake?

No, he'd feed live goats to the snake. Larger than life, let me tell you.


tommyrot - Aug 25, 2010 7:55:46 am PDT #20098 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

No, he'd feed live goats to the snake.

I'd like to see that. Does that make me a bad person?


Jessica - Aug 25, 2010 7:55:48 am PDT #20099 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I've seen footage of large snakes eating goats in the wild. It's not pleasant.


§ ita § - Aug 25, 2010 7:57:10 am PDT #20100 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'd like to see that. Does that make me a bad person?

I'd just be jealous of the snake.


Jesse - Aug 25, 2010 7:57:33 am PDT #20101 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

It's not just like this? [link]


Sue - Aug 25, 2010 7:58:24 am PDT #20102 of 30001
hip deep in pie

No, he'd feed live goats to the snake.

Did you admonish him for wasting a perfectly good goat that could be curried.


bon bon - Aug 25, 2010 8:22:14 am PDT #20103 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I know! Honey, if there's an iliac crest visible, it's not flabby.

I've read if you can see abs, body fat %age (for men) is 10%.


Kathy A - Aug 25, 2010 8:33:53 am PDT #20104 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Ooh, Chicago's Museum of Science and Industry is going to have the Jim Henson's Fantastic World exhibit from next month through January!! I saw another Muppet exhibit back in the late '80s/early '90s there, and it was so much fun.