I tell you I have this theory. It goes where, you're the one who's not my sister. Cuz mom adopted you from a shoe box full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you cuz it could hurt your delicate baby feelings.

Dawn ,'Selfless'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Aug 25, 2010 7:57:10 am PDT #20100 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'd like to see that. Does that make me a bad person?

I'd just be jealous of the snake.


Jesse - Aug 25, 2010 7:57:33 am PDT #20101 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

It's not just like this? [link]


Sue - Aug 25, 2010 7:58:24 am PDT #20102 of 30001
hip deep in pie

No, he'd feed live goats to the snake.

Did you admonish him for wasting a perfectly good goat that could be curried.


bon bon - Aug 25, 2010 8:22:14 am PDT #20103 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I know! Honey, if there's an iliac crest visible, it's not flabby.

I've read if you can see abs, body fat %age (for men) is 10%.


Kathy A - Aug 25, 2010 8:33:53 am PDT #20104 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Ooh, Chicago's Museum of Science and Industry is going to have the Jim Henson's Fantastic World exhibit from next month through January!! I saw another Muppet exhibit back in the late '80s/early '90s there, and it was so much fun.


Zenkitty - Aug 25, 2010 8:43:54 am PDT #20105 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

"seen tighter bods"

Uh. Seriously? That woman's Male Hotness meter needs readjusting.


Jesse - Aug 25, 2010 9:07:10 am PDT #20106 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

My boss just said, "I'm bored -- we need a crisis!" Um, seriously.


Gudanov - Aug 25, 2010 9:08:08 am PDT #20107 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

My boss just said, "I'm bored -- we need a crisis!" Um, seriously.

Someone needs to light something on fire.


sarameg - Aug 25, 2010 9:08:54 am PDT #20108 of 30001

How about people who CANNOT FOLLOW DIRECTIONS OR ANSWER EMAIL resulting in us sitting here doing NOTHING for 2 HOURS? Way to waste my fucking time, lady.


Amy - Aug 25, 2010 9:10:35 am PDT #20109 of 30001
Because books.

How about people who CANNOT FOLLOW DIRECTIONS OR ANSWER EMAIL

Jesse, pack her off to sara's office.