And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.

Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Aug 25, 2010 7:43:14 am PDT #20086 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I had to stop reading Lainey because she never seemed to like anything. Way too negative for me. And I'm already a bitch!


Kathy A - Aug 25, 2010 7:44:46 am PDT #20087 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Yay for the Jess/Fonebone/Dylan/ComingSoonToATheatreNearYou family!!

How about orienting some new Anthro grad students to the library this afternoon?

Ooooh, me! Me!! I'm going through library school withdrawal in between semesters.


Amy - Aug 25, 2010 7:50:18 am PDT #20088 of 30001
Because books.

She thinks he's a little flabby

Seriously?


§ ita § - Aug 25, 2010 7:50:46 am PDT #20089 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm eavesdropping on a conversation where a guy is describing feeding goats to his snake. Some people do everything larger than life, you know? Everything. I shouldn't be skeptical. I just wonder why he ended up here.


Vortex - Aug 25, 2010 7:52:19 am PDT #20090 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Yes, Jensen is positively obese. Poor guy. I wonder how annoying working opposite Padalecki is the whole time.

probably less annoying when he gets to eat a cheeseburger and Paddywhack is having skinless chicken and broccoli.

I like to take thinly sliced fennel, tomatoes, capers, and onions (and a splash of white wine) and roast them in the oven at 400 for 20-30 minutes with a nice piece of firm white fish, like cod or swordfish. Very tasty and very healthy.


Sue - Aug 25, 2010 7:52:35 am PDT #20091 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Seriously?

She doesn't flat out say it, but she's like, "I've seen tighter bods."


Jesse - Aug 25, 2010 7:53:32 am PDT #20092 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I've seen skinnier bods, sure.

You know what's dumb? Wearing a wrap dress on a windy day.


tommyrot - Aug 25, 2010 7:53:59 am PDT #20093 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

a guy is describing feeding goats to his snake.

Does he cut them up first? Or is he feeding tiny goats to a large snake?

Once I had a roommate who had an aquarium with an eel. He would feed the eel live goldfish. Damn, that was fun to watch.


§ ita § - Aug 25, 2010 7:54:08 am PDT #20094 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

probably less annoying when he gets to eat a cheeseburger and Paddywhack is having skinless chicken and broccoli.

You've gotten them mixed up. Padalecki eats like a Hoover. Burgers, shakes, candy, the whole deal. Apparently Ackles is much the tamer eater.


Vortex - Aug 25, 2010 7:54:09 am PDT #20095 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I know! Honey, if there's an iliac crest visible, it's not flabby.