I'm Voting Tea Party.

So apparently not everyone is so happy about women's suffrage and struggle for equality.

Yep.

obsession with income equality also reflects a Scrooge-like fetish for money."

So for a woman who wants to earn as much as men, this desire is "a Scrooge-like fetish for money." But that's not the case when men want to earn more money?

Obama is right-handed just like Hitler

Wait, I thought Obama is left-handed just like Hitler.

You doltful dunderpuss! Obama isn't even right handed.

Yes that is correct. Part of the joke for many of these shirts is that they are factually inaccurate: Obama was born in Hawaii not some scary far off land, Social Security is already a government program, gays already have the right to vote and Obama is left handed. "Grossly misinformed" was my watchword when designing these shirts.

You doltful dunderpuss! Obama isn't even right handed.

Yes that is correct. Part of the joke for many of these shirts is that they are factually inaccurate:

Wait, what about Hitler?

Obama is a left-handed socialist Kenyan Manchurian Sharia-law booster, yeah. Glenn Beck looks up "sinister' in 5,4, 3...

Wait, what about Hitler?

Stop asking questions!

For the "Right Handed Like Hitler" shirt in particular I was just trying to convey the most general and useless way to compare someone to Hitler. I was thinking about using either "carbon based life form" or handedness. I checked to see if he was a righty or not and when I saw that he was a lefty I figured the joke worked better that way since A.) the vast majority of people are right handed, making it a pretty useless way to compare someone to Hitler since it applies to nearly everyone, and B.) in this case he's actually part of the small minority that doesn't fit the bill, making the comparison even more ill informed and foolish.

Schweet! My cousin-in-law says I can crash over there for Hardly Strictly Bluegrass. I lived all that time in the Bay Area knowing about the festival from the beginning but never going because of the hassle and the crowds. Now I just have to worry about the crowds.

I've been planning this as a last hurrah/late bday celebration. Going up north to go to Harbin Hot Springs and mess around in the Bay Area a bit.

In "WTFF" news, the ex-wife thought it would "be easier" for she, her husband, M and their newborn to stay here over Labor Day than at her sister's (about 4 miles from us.)

Um. For whom? Because you can just deal with your sister issues, or get a hotel. M is welcome. You, unless it is an emergency, are not.

We have a bunk bed, a couch, 4 cats and (your) dog. Besides the fact that I DON'T WANT YOU HERE, that makes no sense.

WTFF indeed. This is your husband's ex-wife?