Kaylee: Captain seem a little funny to you at breakfast this morning? Wash: Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one.

'Heart Of Gold'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Polter-Cow - Aug 18, 2010 1:24:59 pm PDT #18775 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

You doltful dunderpuss! Obama isn't even right handed.

Yes that is correct. Part of the joke for many of these shirts is that they are factually inaccurate: Obama was born in Hawaii not some scary far off land, Social Security is already a government program, gays already have the right to vote and Obama is left handed. "Grossly misinformed" was my watchword when designing these shirts.


tommyrot - Aug 18, 2010 1:25:50 pm PDT #18776 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You doltful dunderpuss! Obama isn't even right handed.

Yes that is correct. Part of the joke for many of these shirts is that they are factually inaccurate:

Wait, what about Hitler?


erikaj - Aug 18, 2010 1:26:36 pm PDT #18777 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

Obama is a left-handed socialist Kenyan Manchurian Sharia-law booster, yeah. Glenn Beck looks up "sinister' in 5,4, 3...


Polter-Cow - Aug 18, 2010 1:30:34 pm PDT #18778 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Wait, what about Hitler?

Stop asking questions!

For the "Right Handed Like Hitler" shirt in particular I was just trying to convey the most general and useless way to compare someone to Hitler. I was thinking about using either "carbon based life form" or handedness. I checked to see if he was a righty or not and when I saw that he was a lefty I figured the joke worked better that way since A.) the vast majority of people are right handed, making it a pretty useless way to compare someone to Hitler since it applies to nearly everyone, and B.) in this case he's actually part of the small minority that doesn't fit the bill, making the comparison even more ill informed and foolish.


Spidra Webster - Aug 18, 2010 1:46:44 pm PDT #18779 of 30001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Schweet! My cousin-in-law says I can crash over there for Hardly Strictly Bluegrass. I lived all that time in the Bay Area knowing about the festival from the beginning but never going because of the hassle and the crowds. Now I just have to worry about the crowds.

I've been planning this as a last hurrah/late bday celebration. Going up north to go to Harbin Hot Springs and mess around in the Bay Area a bit.


Strix - Aug 18, 2010 1:59:42 pm PDT #18780 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

In "WTFF" news, the ex-wife thought it would "be easier" for she, her husband, M and their newborn to stay here over Labor Day than at her sister's (about 4 miles from us.)

Um. For whom? Because you can just deal with your sister issues, or get a hotel. M is welcome. You, unless it is an emergency, are not.

We have a bunk bed, a couch, 4 cats and (your) dog. Besides the fact that I DON'T WANT YOU HERE, that makes no sense.


Jesse - Aug 18, 2010 2:07:42 pm PDT #18781 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

WTFF indeed. This is your husband's ex-wife?


Juliebird - Aug 18, 2010 2:07:47 pm PDT #18782 of 30001
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

PF Chang's has/had a fabulous iceberg lettuce wrap. Man, that fresh crispness wrapped around nummy minced chicken and water chestnuts, so good.

My mother found a fab cold summer soup recipe that involved honeydew melon, mint, and pineapple juice. and maybe some creamer to give it some weight.

My energy efficient air conditioner has crapped out and is leaking inside the apartment. Having the house fan on when it's raining leads only to cold clammy misery.

Also, discovering at work just how badly it has been run on the good ole boys network. Fuck you very much. How nice that you can run a business with secret handshakes and private cell phone numbers. That's real nice for when you, only staff member with the testicles required to belong to this club, resign in a hissy fit?


Strix - Aug 18, 2010 2:09:37 pm PDT #18783 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

This is your husband's ex-wife?

Yep.


Jesse - Aug 18, 2010 2:13:42 pm PDT #18784 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Wow.