Wait, what about Hitler?

Stop asking questions!

For the "Right Handed Like Hitler" shirt in particular I was just trying to convey the most general and useless way to compare someone to Hitler. I was thinking about using either "carbon based life form" or handedness. I checked to see if he was a righty or not and when I saw that he was a lefty I figured the joke worked better that way since A.) the vast majority of people are right handed, making it a pretty useless way to compare someone to Hitler since it applies to nearly everyone, and B.) in this case he's actually part of the small minority that doesn't fit the bill, making the comparison even more ill informed and foolish.

Schweet! My cousin-in-law says I can crash over there for Hardly Strictly Bluegrass. I lived all that time in the Bay Area knowing about the festival from the beginning but never going because of the hassle and the crowds. Now I just have to worry about the crowds.

I've been planning this as a last hurrah/late bday celebration. Going up north to go to Harbin Hot Springs and mess around in the Bay Area a bit.

In "WTFF" news, the ex-wife thought it would "be easier" for she, her husband, M and their newborn to stay here over Labor Day than at her sister's (about 4 miles from us.)

Um. For whom? Because you can just deal with your sister issues, or get a hotel. M is welcome. You, unless it is an emergency, are not.

We have a bunk bed, a couch, 4 cats and (your) dog. Besides the fact that I DON'T WANT YOU HERE, that makes no sense.

WTFF indeed. This is your husband's ex-wife?

PF Chang's has/had a fabulous iceberg lettuce wrap. Man, that fresh crispness wrapped around nummy minced chicken and water chestnuts, so good.

My mother found a fab cold summer soup recipe that involved honeydew melon, mint, and pineapple juice. and maybe some creamer to give it some weight.

My energy efficient air conditioner has crapped out and is leaking inside the apartment. Having the house fan on when it's raining leads only to cold clammy misery.

Also, discovering at work just how badly it has been run on the good ole boys network. Fuck you very much. How nice that you can run a business with secret handshakes and private cell phone numbers. That's real nice for when you, only staff member with the testicles required to belong to this club, resign in a hissy fit?

This is your husband's ex-wife?

Yep.

Wow.

Yep.

In "WTFF" news, the ex-wife thought it would "be easier" for she, her husband, M and their newborn to stay here over Labor Day than at her sister's (about 4 miles from us.)

Please tell me that she's been told to take that idea and shove it up her fundament.

I am not even sure how it is "easier" for her.