That sounds delicious, Kathy, but it's still starch

Oh, well, I was thinking the problem might have been gluten. I had my first jibarito just a few weeks ago at a Cuban restaurant (yes, it started out at a Puerto-Rican place, but you can find them at several Latin American restaurants now).

I'll have to try one at a time when I'm off the wagon (like now). It really looks tasty!

If you are being low carb, the old trick of lettuce wraps works well. If you are allowed a few simple carbs, a very tiny amount of rice noodles or bean threads goes a long way in a lettuce wrap. Then the rest can be be meat/chicken/fish/tofu and veggies.

So, I'm possibly the worst pet owner ever. Since I put the cat back on the Halo, no puking and he seems perkier. I wasn't sure if he was lethargic or if I was mindfucking the situation, but he's been spending less time in his box over the past couple of days. Fingers crossed!

So apparently not everyone is so happy about women's suffrage and struggle for equality. [link]

I'm Voting Tea Party.

So apparently not everyone is so happy about women's suffrage and struggle for equality.

Yep.

obsession with income equality also reflects a Scrooge-like fetish for money."

So for a woman who wants to earn as much as men, this desire is "a Scrooge-like fetish for money." But that's not the case when men want to earn more money?

Obama is right-handed just like Hitler

Wait, I thought Obama is left-handed just like Hitler.

You doltful dunderpuss! Obama isn't even right handed.

Yes that is correct. Part of the joke for many of these shirts is that they are factually inaccurate: Obama was born in Hawaii not some scary far off land, Social Security is already a government program, gays already have the right to vote and Obama is left handed. "Grossly misinformed" was my watchword when designing these shirts.

You doltful dunderpuss! Obama isn't even right handed.

Yes that is correct. Part of the joke for many of these shirts is that they are factually inaccurate:

Wait, what about Hitler?