N.B.: No one was actually harmed in the following story.
Sara comes up and tells Stephen, "Um, I accidentally kicked Ben in the face. Then he kicked me in my eternal organs."
Even when they're annoying, you can always count on kids for a good malaprop.
Do not want this heat. Seriously weather, just even out a little. I'd accept 80. Flirting with a hundred sucks ass.
I'm tired of the cough and the sick. Please to make us all feel better soon.
Bah. This weekend I seem to have lost the ability to eat without later throwing up. It's weird - yesterday and today I've felt perfectly fine until I eat... then I get nauseous and puke.
Crap - I don't even remember the name of the clinic where my doctor is.
Yuck. I hope you get well soon, Kat and tommyrot!
Heard, then saw my first-ever June Bug today. It scared the skeleton out of me!
Feel better, people. And take care of those eternal organs.
Heard, then saw my first-ever June Bug today. It scared the skeleton out of me!
It was a fairly common occurrance at band camp in hs for a June bug to
fly into one's mouth
. Not good times
Junebugs used to swarm the bathrooms at the U telescopes. As in completely filling the toilets with drowned bugs. I'd pee in the field before using them.
Cats are fucking cute when they sleep and stretch.
Eek!
Well, I looked things up further and it seems this was not what is called June Bug in the South but is instead the green fruit beetle, fig beetle - Cotinis mutabilis
Still, they are HUGE and they make this low thrum when they fly and they were all zooming in on me because I was standing right next to a fig tree.