Shaft vs Scarface & movie comics that should have been
A John Shaft comic book? Fighting Scarface? How awesome would that have been? I got thinking about all the movies that could have lived on past the final credits that never got adapted into comics.
Unfortunately, I think the idea of these comics is probably more powerful and entertaining than an actual run of movie adaptations. They would probably be done by staff writers with no love for the characters. So I settled on making the covers as a way to fuel your imagination at what might have been, because I believe in your imagination more than work-for-hire. Rock it out!
The Other Adventures of the Dread Pirate Roberts
looks pretty awesome.
The first time I read this, I missed the
dog
part: [link] Still, at least cats wait until you're dead, right?
Sometimes I'm still surprised that I am a dude who goes to meetings and talks on teleconferences and shit.
I am also a dude who gets free lunches, so that's cool. Kung pao scallops, here I come.
That one reminded me of the dog who cured the (slight) infection I had on my toe via licking it! Good thing I was awake...
This has got to be one of the scariest headlines ever:
Meet the Bodybuilding Neo-Nazi Porn Star Who Embalms Dead People for a Living
The internet is full of strange people. Corinna Burt may be the strangest. The prominent white supremacist is an undertaker, bodybuilder, and former torture porn star. By phone, she discussed her unusual life and how racism "saved her" from porn.
Oh dear God. I couldn't bring myself to read the rest....
Good thing she doesn't embalm live people, though, right?
That one reminded me of the dog who cured the (slight) infection I had on my toe via licking it!
I will die first. I'm good with that.
I thought it was just his best friend. I still can't shake that particular ick.
I'm getting a total paranoia with people not answering my emails. Acknowledge me!
Not clicking tommyrot's link. Just reading the blurb made me feel nauseated.
I thought it was just his best friend. I still can't shake that particular ick.
Well yeah, because that would be horrifying!!
Good thing she doesn't embalm live people, though, right?
I just saw that Criminal Minds episode over the weekend!