No, no, no, sir. No more chick pit for you. Come on.

Riley ,'Lessons'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Aug 04, 2010 9:20:58 am PDT #16284 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That one reminded me of the dog who cured the (slight) infection I had on my toe via licking it!

I will die first. I'm good with that.

I thought it was just his best friend. I still can't shake that particular ick.

I'm getting a total paranoia with people not answering my emails. Acknowledge me!


smonster - Aug 04, 2010 9:25:22 am PDT #16285 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Not clicking tommyrot's link. Just reading the blurb made me feel nauseated.


Jesse - Aug 04, 2010 9:28:49 am PDT #16286 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I thought it was just his best friend. I still can't shake that particular ick.

Well yeah, because that would be horrifying!!


Kathy A - Aug 04, 2010 9:29:18 am PDT #16287 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Good thing she doesn't embalm live people, though, right?

I just saw that Criminal Minds episode over the weekend!


§ ita § - Aug 04, 2010 9:29:31 am PDT #16288 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Well yeah, because that would be horrifying!!

A DOG ATE HIS ROTTING TOE. How is that not already horrifying?


tommyrot - Aug 04, 2010 9:31:42 am PDT #16289 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A DOG ATE HIS ROTTING TOE. How is that not already horrifying?

I dunno - it's sorta' like those fish that nibble off dead skin on people's toes....


tommyrot - Aug 04, 2010 9:33:06 am PDT #16290 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Bad Yearbook Photos

eta: Safe for work, but these photos will haunt your nightmares....


Jesse - Aug 04, 2010 9:33:57 am PDT #16291 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

It's sort of horrifying, but WAY LESS SO than a person doing it!!!

In non-horrifying news, I'm thinking about getting a new phone, and I don't know why I don't just do it. It's free once I get a $50 rebate, and apparently they'll also send me $25. And she offered me a month of free internet for being such a loyal customer. I just feel like I barely use the phone I have. But seriously, if it's going to net me $25, why the fuck not? I mean, right? I'm looking at the Samsung Gravity 3.


§ ita § - Aug 04, 2010 9:41:22 am PDT #16292 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

it's sorta' like those fish that nibble off dead skin on people's toes....

Sorta, except NOT. It's more like the difference between clipping your nails and having an amputation done.

It's sort of horrifying, but WAY LESS SO than a person doing it!!!

His dog ate a rotting piece of him. How is this "sort of"? Who are you people?

Yes, it is worse if his best bud leaned over and snapped it up. But that doesn't make it not gross that Fido did.


Nora Deirdre - Aug 04, 2010 9:43:29 am PDT #16293 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

OK, this argument is gross.