The first time I read this, I missed the dog part: [link] Still, at least cats wait until you're dead, right?
I wanna hurt you, but I can't resist the sinister attraction of your cold and muscular body!
Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Aug 04, 2010 9:16:36 am PDT #16279 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Polter-Cow - Aug 04, 2010 9:17:27 am PDT #16280 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Sometimes I'm still surprised that I am a dude who goes to meetings and talks on teleconferences and shit.
I am also a dude who gets free lunches, so that's cool. Kung pao scallops, here I come.
Jesse - Aug 04, 2010 9:18:10 am PDT #16281 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
That one reminded me of the dog who cured the (slight) infection I had on my toe via licking it! Good thing I was awake...
tommyrot - Aug 04, 2010 9:19:58 am PDT #16282 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
This has got to be one of the scariest headlines ever:
Meet the Bodybuilding Neo-Nazi Porn Star Who Embalms Dead People for a Living
The internet is full of strange people. Corinna Burt may be the strangest. The prominent white supremacist is an undertaker, bodybuilder, and former torture porn star. By phone, she discussed her unusual life and how racism "saved her" from porn.
Oh dear God. I couldn't bring myself to read the rest....
Aims - Aug 04, 2010 9:20:33 am PDT #16283 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Good thing she doesn't embalm live people, though, right?
§ ita § - Aug 04, 2010 9:20:58 am PDT #16284 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
That one reminded me of the dog who cured the (slight) infection I had on my toe via licking it!
I will die first. I'm good with that.
I thought it was just his best friend. I still can't shake that particular ick.
I'm getting a total paranoia with people not answering my emails. Acknowledge me!
smonster - Aug 04, 2010 9:25:22 am PDT #16285 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Not clicking tommyrot's link. Just reading the blurb made me feel nauseated.
Jesse - Aug 04, 2010 9:28:49 am PDT #16286 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I thought it was just his best friend. I still can't shake that particular ick.
Well yeah, because that would be horrifying!!
Kathy A - Aug 04, 2010 9:29:18 am PDT #16287 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Good thing she doesn't embalm live people, though, right?
I just saw that Criminal Minds episode over the weekend!
§ ita § - Aug 04, 2010 9:29:31 am PDT #16288 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Well yeah, because that would be horrifying!!
A DOG ATE HIS ROTTING TOE. How is that not already horrifying?