Wash: Well, I wash my hands of it. It's a hopeless case. I'll read a nice poem at the funeral. Something with imagery. Zoe: You could lock the door and keep the power-hungry maniac at bay. Wash: Oh, no, I'm starting to like this poetry idea now. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross...

'Shindig'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Feb 09, 2010 1:12:46 pm PST #7420 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I introduced myself to the lady with the swag from my two-jobs-ago. We had a good time reminiscing about the shady hazy crazy days of that company. Man, that shit was dodgy. And she was all up in the dodginess, straight out of university. I can't imagine what that must be like, to look back on what you did right out of college and see that doing what you were told to do was drawing the wool over people's eyes.


flea - Feb 09, 2010 1:16:43 pm PST #7421 of 30001
information libertarian

The auto-translated article from a Norwegian newspaper linked from the Boing Boing post is comedy gold, as well.


DavidS - Feb 09, 2010 1:19:48 pm PST #7422 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I was just wondering if complaints about PG&E bills were like taxes

They more than doubled for a while because of the Enron shenanigans.

Then we got the pleasure of reading transcriptions of the power brokers on the phones laughing like hell while they very deliberately fucked us over.

In fact, should I ever meet somebody at a cocktail party who mentions they were in the Texas energy biz there's a high chance my hands will reflexively fly to their throat.


megan walker - Feb 09, 2010 1:21:28 pm PST #7423 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

They more than doubled for a while because of the Enron shenanigans.

My P&G bill would have to triple to equal what I paid in NY or MD.

But I don't think I'm the average consumer. (Given that my monthly bill is $13-14 for gas & electric).


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 09, 2010 1:25:21 pm PST #7424 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Our energy bills tend to be fairly low - last month's high water mark for me was an $85 bill for an 800 square foot apartment during a single digit cold snap. There are benefits to saying "Sure, build more nuclear power plants in our state!"


Steph L. - Feb 09, 2010 1:26:44 pm PST #7425 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

my monthly bill is $13-14 for gas & electric

Kerosene lamps?


Ginger - Feb 09, 2010 1:30:05 pm PST #7426 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

California's rates are about average and they were before the deregulation disaster. It was a different story when PG&E was forced to buy power at 100 times the going rate. New York and Connecticut generally have the most expensive rates in the continental United States. Hawaii's rates about about double New York's.

eta: Checked up on my memory. Memory was wrong.


javachik - Feb 09, 2010 1:30:52 pm PST #7427 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

I was just wondering if complaints about PG&E bills were like taxes, i.e., Californians think they are so high, but yet they're cheaper than everywhere else I've been.

Not in this case.

And yeah, your energy bills are lower here, but they should be, since it's not snowing and you don't need AC in SF.


megan walker - Feb 09, 2010 1:34:02 pm PST #7428 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

And yeah, your energy bills are lower here, but they should be, since it's not snowing and you don't need AC in SF.

Actually, they should be the same since I didn't pay for heat in NY and I didn't have AC until the year I moved.

We're talking stove, fridge, appliances, lights. In a NY 1-bedroom that was about $40-45 a month.


Ginger - Feb 09, 2010 1:34:30 pm PST #7429 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

California's cost per kilowatt hour is also lower.