Buffy: You tossed that vamp like he was a... little teeny vamp. Riley: You wanna go again? C'mon. I bet this place is just teeming with aerodynamic vampires.

'Help'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Feb 08, 2010 9:34:33 am PST #7085 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

There are at least a few idiots in San Francisco:

Donate your old yoga mat to Haiti

eta: Although one comment says:

A used yoga mat would likely make a decent make-shift sleeping mat for those sleeping on the ground.


Jessica - Feb 08, 2010 9:34:53 am PST #7086 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Once you get past Mr MySpace:

Tom

Has extreme likeness to a Matt. A Sexy Best. 'Toms' Are known to be genius' and to be extremely skilled and gifted in the field of literature. Commonly seen without a shirt due to their exemplary physique. Toms also are known to have great moral values and being very sensitive to a womans needs.


tommyrot - Feb 08, 2010 9:35:50 am PST #7087 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Once you get past Mr MySpace:

OK, that one's not too bad....


Tom Scola - Feb 08, 2010 9:36:01 am PST #7088 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

I assumed it would go in a more Harriet Beecher Stowe direction.


Jessica - Feb 08, 2010 9:36:33 am PST #7089 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I assumed it would go in a more Harriet Beecher Stowe direction.

That would be unusually high-brow for urbandictionary.com.


erikaj - Feb 08, 2010 9:36:52 am PST #7090 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

Heh...Daisy Jane, I was *just* on my way to change my tag to "I'll leave things on your wall so obscene, your computer will cry." But I like this one too. Heh...my friends, right there with the vulgarities or stories of corpses left in rowhouses for a week. Do y'all know what I like or what? Of course I'm also on a lj community where someone has an icon titled "invisible flipoff", featuring Emanuel's missing digit. No, it isn't me. But I wish.


§ ita § - Feb 08, 2010 9:38:01 am PST #7091 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I assumed it would go in a more Harriet Beecher Stowe direction.

On urbanedictionary.com, maybe.


Daisy Jane - Feb 08, 2010 9:41:35 am PST #7092 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I should change mine to "In conclusion: Boo-fucking-hoo"


SuziQ - Feb 08, 2010 9:43:37 am PST #7093 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

CJ hit me with a math problem that hurt my brain...

HE multiplied by HE equals SHE. What numbers are being represented?


Sophia Brooks - Feb 08, 2010 9:43:57 am PST #7094 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I assumed it would go in a more Harriet Beecher Stowe direction.

I assumed it would go in a Tom of Finland direction...

I looked up mine for facebook, and it made me laugh and laugh:

1)Any strange, alien personage; reference to the strangeness of mermaids 2)An elderly woman participating in pornography