It turns out I have the best name ever.
I dunno, mine seems pretty awesome too:
a woman i know who is incredibly sexy and i love her so much. she is the most amazing person alive and if you dont think so you deserve to die. amazingly there are some people who actually dont like her. but thats just because they're jealous and they're all asses anyway so no one cares about them. jessica deserves everything in the world and id do anything for her. ill never leave her side and i'll always be her best friend.
Me - Dude, I love Jessica.
Friend - Me too. Who doesn't?
Me - Stupid fuckers that's who.
Either that, or I have a stalker. Hmmm.
I dunno, mine seems pretty awesome too
Plus there's the whole Dune angle.
I'm not even bothering to look up "Tom".
I don't know how deregulation of Telecommunications has been bad. The telecommunications act of 1996 really opened up the market.
My name is a crazy mixed bag at urbandictionary. Hmm. Wannabe lolita? Grandmother? Pfft.
Thank you bon for the recs.
There are at least a few idiots in San Francisco:
Donate your old yoga mat to Haiti
eta: Although one comment says:
A used yoga mat would likely make a decent make-shift sleeping mat for those sleeping on the ground.
Once you get past Mr MySpace:
Tom
Has extreme likeness to a Matt. A Sexy Best. 'Toms' Are known to be genius' and to be extremely skilled and gifted in the field of literature. Commonly seen without a shirt due to their exemplary physique. Toms also are known to have great moral values and being very sensitive to a womans needs.
Once you get past Mr MySpace:
OK, that one's not too bad....
I assumed it would go in a more Harriet Beecher Stowe direction.