Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Gudanov - Feb 02, 2010 9:44:45 am PST #5647 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Almost a third of the people polled there think contraception—not abortion, contraception—should be outlawed.

That was another "really?" result.

I think socialism as a term pretty much means "more like European countries" in current rhetoric.


erikaj - Feb 02, 2010 9:50:48 am PST #5648 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

Yeah, with the satisfied people and no homeless folk on the street and six weeks off a year...I'm terrified just typing this. I don't know about y'all.


Jesse - Feb 02, 2010 9:52:43 am PST #5649 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I really want to go get a mani/pedi. And an eyebrow wax. Why is this stuff not free??


tommyrot - Feb 02, 2010 9:55:08 am PST #5650 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I really want to go get a mani/pedi. And an eyebrow wax. Why is this stuff not free??

We don't have Socialism?


Jesse - Feb 02, 2010 9:55:29 am PST #5651 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

DAMMIT, OBAMA -- WHERE ARE MY FREE PERSONAL SERVICES???


Vortex - Feb 02, 2010 9:56:11 am PST #5652 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Yeah! I need a massage! Obama's not doing enough!


Jesse - Feb 02, 2010 9:57:05 am PST #5653 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That is what they said about the old Soviet Union, right? Plenty of free spa services?


tommyrot - Feb 02, 2010 9:58:22 am PST #5654 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

ION, I just made soup, only to find out we're out of spoons. My boss suggested making a "spoon" out of a plastic cup.

It works, to some extent.


Jessica - Feb 02, 2010 9:59:54 am PST #5655 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

There's no nearby deli you could steal one from?


tommyrot - Feb 02, 2010 10:02:34 am PST #5656 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Nothin' besides fast food places.

The grocery store deli would have some, but I don't feel like walking back there.