Angel: Yeah, I never told anyone about this, but I-I liked your poems. Spike: You like Barry Manilow.

'Hell Bound'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Feb 02, 2010 9:55:08 am PST #5650 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I really want to go get a mani/pedi. And an eyebrow wax. Why is this stuff not free??

We don't have Socialism?


Jesse - Feb 02, 2010 9:55:29 am PST #5651 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

DAMMIT, OBAMA -- WHERE ARE MY FREE PERSONAL SERVICES???


Vortex - Feb 02, 2010 9:56:11 am PST #5652 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Yeah! I need a massage! Obama's not doing enough!


Jesse - Feb 02, 2010 9:57:05 am PST #5653 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That is what they said about the old Soviet Union, right? Plenty of free spa services?


tommyrot - Feb 02, 2010 9:58:22 am PST #5654 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

ION, I just made soup, only to find out we're out of spoons. My boss suggested making a "spoon" out of a plastic cup.

It works, to some extent.


Jessica - Feb 02, 2010 9:59:54 am PST #5655 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

There's no nearby deli you could steal one from?


tommyrot - Feb 02, 2010 10:02:34 am PST #5656 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Nothin' besides fast food places.

The grocery store deli would have some, but I don't feel like walking back there.


§ ita § - Feb 02, 2010 10:04:55 am PST #5657 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Fast food doesn't have spoons?

Meeting--you're running long. The line at Chipotle is growing as you keep speaking.


Jesse - Feb 02, 2010 10:05:54 am PST #5658 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

The whole point of making lunch at work is not having to go outside! I feel you, tommy.


tommyrot - Feb 02, 2010 10:07:53 am PST #5659 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Fast food doesn't have spoons?

In retrospect I should have done that. But at this point I've eaten most of the soup.

Yeah, it's the whole stubborn refusal to go back outside....