Yeah! I need a massage! Obama's not doing enough!
I'll be in my bunk.
Jayne ,'War Stories'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Vortex - Feb 02, 2010 9:56:11 am PST #5652 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Jesse - Feb 02, 2010 9:57:05 am PST #5653 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
That is what they said about the old Soviet Union, right? Plenty of free spa services?
tommyrot - Feb 02, 2010 9:58:22 am PST #5654 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
ION, I just made soup, only to find out we're out of spoons. My boss suggested making a "spoon" out of a plastic cup.
It works, to some extent.
Jessica - Feb 02, 2010 9:59:54 am PST #5655 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
There's no nearby deli you could steal one from?
tommyrot - Feb 02, 2010 10:02:34 am PST #5656 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Nothin' besides fast food places.
The grocery store deli would have some, but I don't feel like walking back there.
§ ita § - Feb 02, 2010 10:04:55 am PST #5657 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Fast food doesn't have spoons?
Meeting--you're running long. The line at Chipotle is growing as you keep speaking.
Jesse - Feb 02, 2010 10:05:54 am PST #5658 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
The whole point of making lunch at work is not having to go outside! I feel you, tommy.
tommyrot - Feb 02, 2010 10:07:53 am PST #5659 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Fast food doesn't have spoons?
In retrospect I should have done that. But at this point I've eaten most of the soup.
Yeah, it's the whole stubborn refusal to go back outside....
smonster - Feb 02, 2010 10:13:01 am PST #5660 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
That is what they said about the old Soviet Union, right? Plenty of free spa services?
Actually, I've had a mud bath and a mineral bath at a "sanitorium" in an FSR. The mud bath was stinky but fun, although the best comparison I could make will likely gross y'all out. Spoilerfont: It was like being wrapped in an enormous and warm dirty diaper. But pleasanter, I would imagine. So the USSR did have some "spa" services available for the sick, anyway. Someday I'll have to scan and upload some of my Peace Corps pictures.
Jesse - Feb 02, 2010 10:16:09 am PST #5661 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I have enjoyed the Russian-Turkish baths in NYC, especially the part where I smoked cigarettes with old men after taking a sauna...