No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Feb 01, 2010 1:50:55 pm PST #5495 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Exult! Exult!

I do not want things with company logos on them.

I prefer things with logos that are not *my* company--as a reseller we got logos of companies we resold--I still tote Compaq and Oracle stuff around with me years later.

But I still use the travel mug from my first CA job here--it felt a bit awkward at first, like my allegiances were screwy, but why buy another one?

My MI job put its logo on everything. I wonder if Colin still has the beach towel I gave him. I just knew I was never using it in public. And not much private need for a beach towel. I have pens, a really high quality leather backpack that I do carry because it's embossed and not obvious, a lovely Land's End shirt that I don't wear and can't dispose of...random crap.

Company we were yesterday, though, apparently gave the most stuff out I've ever seen. They're making an effort to de-brand, but they'll never clear everyone's desks off.

I was most sad when the corporate benches disappeared. I loved those things.


Zenkitty - Feb 01, 2010 1:53:16 pm PST #5496 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

My company is big on branding everything, but the anniversary gifts are pretty good. For my 5-year I got one of those cool green banker's lamps, and for my 10-year I got a small telescope. Neither of which are branded.


sarameg - Feb 01, 2010 2:00:57 pm PST #5497 of 30001

I got this globe [link] for my 10th with my paycheck-writer. It came with a little company logo charm, but not attached to anything. I'm sure it is under the couch or something.


Sue - Feb 01, 2010 2:15:08 pm PST #5498 of 30001
hip deep in pie

I got an employee award that was made by a local crystal maker. I was tres disappointed that it was branded and had my name on it. I totally couldn't resell it. It's a heavy piece of glass and fits nicely in my hand, so it may make a good weapon.


Vortex - Feb 01, 2010 2:21:20 pm PST #5499 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

It's a heavy piece of glass and fits nicely in my hand, so it may make a good weapon.

I think that it's a bad idea to kill someone with something that has your name on it. Just a thought.


Connie Neil - Feb 01, 2010 2:22:20 pm PST #5500 of 30001
brillig

I think that it's a bad idea to kill someone with something that has your name on it.

Someone *else's* name, now . . .


Jesse - Feb 01, 2010 2:23:00 pm PST #5501 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

My job only gives plaques!


Vortex - Feb 01, 2010 2:26:45 pm PST #5502 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

My job only gives plaques!

clearly they are worried about the use of swag as weaponry.


§ ita § - Feb 01, 2010 2:29:57 pm PST #5503 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

They underestimate the power of the plaque.


Jesse - Feb 01, 2010 2:30:38 pm PST #5504 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

clearly they are worried about the use of swag as weaponry.

Possibly true.