I got an employee award that was made by a local crystal maker. I was tres disappointed that it was branded and had my name on it. I totally couldn't resell it. It's a heavy piece of glass and fits nicely in my hand, so it may make a good weapon.
Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sue - Feb 01, 2010 2:15:08 pm PST #5498 of 30001
hip deep in pie
Vortex - Feb 01, 2010 2:21:20 pm PST #5499 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
It's a heavy piece of glass and fits nicely in my hand, so it may make a good weapon.
I think that it's a bad idea to kill someone with something that has your name on it. Just a thought.
Connie Neil - Feb 01, 2010 2:22:20 pm PST #5500 of 30001
brillig
I think that it's a bad idea to kill someone with something that has your name on it.
Someone *else's* name, now . . .
Jesse - Feb 01, 2010 2:23:00 pm PST #5501 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
My job only gives plaques!
Vortex - Feb 01, 2010 2:26:45 pm PST #5502 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
My job only gives plaques!
clearly they are worried about the use of swag as weaponry.
§ ita § - Feb 01, 2010 2:29:57 pm PST #5503 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
They underestimate the power of the plaque.
Jesse - Feb 01, 2010 2:30:38 pm PST #5504 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
clearly they are worried about the use of swag as weaponry.
Possibly true.
Ginger - Feb 01, 2010 2:31:18 pm PST #5505 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I have some pretty hefty plaques.
megan walker - Feb 01, 2010 2:31:55 pm PST #5506 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
I have a hefty plaque, but it's not pretty.
flea - Feb 01, 2010 2:34:44 pm PST #5507 of 30001
information libertarian
I won new staff member of the year and got a ceramic piggy bank in the shape of a book. The theme of the awards was "O Budget Where Art Thou."
My coworkers got me a business card case engraved with my name for getting my library degree. I don't actually have any business cards, but maybe someday.