No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


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amych - Mar 24, 2010 6:17:31 pm PDT #13864 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I would take a Worf as well. I'm easy that way.


Theresa - Mar 24, 2010 6:18:13 pm PDT #13865 of 30000
"What would it take to get your daughter to stop tweeting about this?"

A wofe that looks like Worf. That would work.


amych - Mar 24, 2010 6:19:15 pm PDT #13866 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

mmmmm. spikey forehead.


P.M. Marc - Mar 24, 2010 6:20:59 pm PDT #13867 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I'm thinkin' a Worf Wofe would be GLORIOUS.


§ ita § - Mar 24, 2010 6:21:01 pm PDT #13868 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Can I have a wofe that looks like Worf's brother?


Barb - Mar 24, 2010 6:21:09 pm PDT #13869 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Oh jeebus, I had a very large, very delicious salad for dinner. Said salad is now having its way with me.

I think I'm going to go throw myself under a bus.


Aims - Mar 24, 2010 6:25:22 pm PDT #13870 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Wofe? Wofe? Wofe?

t makes circular sign with finger Three orange wofes!


brenda m - Mar 24, 2010 6:28:22 pm PDT #13871 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Hearts Amimee.

Orange wofe? Orange wofe? Three orange wofes


Zenkitty - Mar 24, 2010 6:36:17 pm PDT #13872 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Now I'm imagining Worf in an apron, cooking dinner in my tiny kitchen.

I don't WANT to be imagining this, you understand, I just can't stop.


amych - Mar 24, 2010 6:41:16 pm PDT #13873 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

::borrows Zenkitty's imaginations, as she apparently doesn't want them::