Can I have a wofe that looks like Worf's brother?
Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
§ ita § - Mar 24, 2010 6:21:01 pm PDT #13868 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Barb - Mar 24, 2010 6:21:09 pm PDT #13869 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Oh jeebus, I had a very large, very delicious salad for dinner. Said salad is now having its way with me.
I think I'm going to go throw myself under a bus.
Aims - Mar 24, 2010 6:25:22 pm PDT #13870 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Wofe? Wofe? Wofe?
t makes circular sign with finger Three orange wofes!
brenda m - Mar 24, 2010 6:28:22 pm PDT #13871 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Hearts Amimee.
Orange wofe? Orange wofe? Three orange wofes
Zenkitty - Mar 24, 2010 6:36:17 pm PDT #13872 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Now I'm imagining Worf in an apron, cooking dinner in my tiny kitchen.
I don't WANT to be imagining this, you understand, I just can't stop.
amych - Mar 24, 2010 6:41:16 pm PDT #13873 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
::borrows Zenkitty's imaginations, as she apparently doesn't want them::
Zenkitty - Mar 24, 2010 6:44:50 pm PDT #13874 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Apparently my kinks don't include hunky men in aprons. My imagination draws the line in odd places.
Hil R. - Mar 24, 2010 6:45:30 pm PDT #13875 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
There is somebody rapping in the alleyway. Badly.
I haven't gotten a reply to any email I sent my advisor in more than two weeks. And several of them have been specific questions that I know he can answer.
I did not do laundry today, even though I said I was going to.
Zenkitty - Mar 24, 2010 6:46:31 pm PDT #13876 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Hil, can you FIRE your dang slacking advisor?
Hil R. - Mar 24, 2010 6:58:47 pm PDT #13877 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I just need to get through my dissertation writing and defense. There are some things that he needs to do for that, though, and I have no idea when he'll get to them.