It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


brenda m - Dec 08, 2009 2:45:56 am PST #23576 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Sumi, I hope Ivan turns up soon.


Strix - Dec 08, 2009 3:57:38 am PST #23577 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I got Owen's teachers gift cards for Applebees. Lame, probably, but I just didn't have it in me to do more than that. I'm getting movie gift cards for the girls that work in the daycare center at the gym.

Oh, trust me, whatever you do is appreciated!

Signed, Never got a single parent present as a teacher (but did get wee gifties from my poor-as-dirt students, god love 'em all)


Jesse - Dec 08, 2009 4:21:41 am PST #23578 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm not a teacher, but I would love a gift certificate to Applebee's! I meant to say this before, but that and the movies sound just right -- you shouldn't be spending a ton of money on a gift, so a g.c. that they can just use without adding a lot of their own money is perfect.

JenP, I adored The Two Live Crew Job beyond reason.

Oh yeah, good one.


tommyrot - Dec 08, 2009 4:22:07 am PST #23579 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

SUICIDE DOGS The Overtoun Bridge Mystery

He then explained that a number of dogs, over a period of decades, had inexplicably lost their lives ‘jumping off’ Overtoun Bridge, near Dumbarton, in Scotland. Locals had believed in a range of conspiracy theories - dogs were mesmerised or attracted to the sound of water or some kind of ‘optical illusion’ - others believed that nearby electricity pylons produced something that confused the dogs. There was even the suggestion the bridge might be haunted as a local man, now sectioned under the Mental Health act, had thrown his baby off the bridge. However, I was looking for a more scientific explanation. The preliminary guesswork, based on my research as a human and animal behaviourist, eventually proved to be the most likely explanation.


Frankenbuddha - Dec 08, 2009 4:27:33 am PST #23580 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

X-posted with the Lost thread - Lost seasons 1-5 are Amazon's deal of the day for $72.99 (blu-ray $103 or thereabouts).


tommyrot - Dec 08, 2009 4:37:53 am PST #23581 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Possibly for Hec: 6 Adorable Cat Behaviors With Shockingly Evil Explanations


sarameg - Dec 08, 2009 4:54:37 am PST #23582 of 30001

Holiday party today. Too bad I can't chew anything.


msbelle - Dec 08, 2009 5:00:59 am PST #23583 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Was up way too late last night due to looking at houses excitement. Shirley Manson was on Craig Ferguson - it was a Scottish accent party. awesome.


Cashmere - Dec 08, 2009 5:04:36 am PST #23584 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Was up way too late last night due to looking at houses excitement. Shirley Manson was on Craig Ferguson - it was a Scottish accent party. awesome.

I'm going to have to find this online.

I just called and rescheduled my surgery follow up appointment for tomorrow. The weather is supposed to be NASTY and the surgeon's office is a 45 minute drive for me. I'm hoping it doesn't get as bad as they're predicting but I decided not to chance it.


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 08, 2009 5:35:35 am PST #23585 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Ugh, when I left for work this morning it was chilly, raining, and my building was playing that plaintive wailing song from Once over the loudspeakers. No one told me that Belfast would be moving to my neighborhood.