Joyce: Dawn, you be good. Xander: We will. Just gonna play with some matches, run with scissors, take candy from some guy, I don't know his name.

'Beneath You'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Dec 07, 2009 10:53:52 am PST #23508 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

More on the Virgin spaceship:

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This craft is the first of a fleet of six or seven that are expected to be built. This one has been dubbed the VSS Enterprise - in a nod to the famous sailing ships of old as well as the fictional starship of the "Star Trek" saga. California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson and Branson's daughter, Holly, are to do the official christening this afternoon.

...

VSS Enterprise is emblazoned with an image of "Galactic Girl," a mascot who is modeled after Branson's mother as she looked in the 1940s, floating in zero-G. Eve Branson, who admits to being near her 90s, stopped by while we were there to look at her likeness, which was painted by a grandson, Ned Rocknroll.

"These are your belly-dancing days," Richard Branson joked.

"Could have made the boobs a little bit bigger," his mother said, grinning all the while.

"Never satisfied, never satisfied," the son replied.

Eve Branson said she was indeed satisfied, calling the likeness "marvelous" and congratulating her grandson, the artist. "Hey, if you put your grandmother on the side of a spaceship, you're all good," Ned Rocknroll said.


tommyrot - Dec 07, 2009 10:54:38 am PST #23509 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

a related one-panel comic.

Or two panels.


Polter-Cow - Dec 07, 2009 10:58:17 am PST #23510 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

No, not really a punch line, a related one-panel comic.

Like Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal. Which it reminds me of, a bit.


Dana - Dec 07, 2009 11:32:08 am PST #23511 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I am constantly getting zapped by static electricity. I feel like a puppy getting bopped on the nose, except I'm not sure what I'm supposed to be learning. Not to leave my house, maybe.


§ ita § - Dec 07, 2009 11:39:40 am PST #23512 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My skirt is all staticked up. I forgot it can pretty much only be worn with panty hose.

I seem to be vacillating between being cold and overheating. And my head hurts like a bitch. I really want to go home. I wonder if I should call it a day early today and make it up during the rest of the week.


tommyrot - Dec 07, 2009 11:41:12 am PST #23513 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Garden Noam Chomsky

Featured in The Nation's charity auction, this Garden Noam Chomsky sculpture, of a run "probably limited to less than 100".


Jesse - Dec 07, 2009 11:53:17 am PST #23514 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OMG, is there anything more sleepy-making than a sleeping cat on your lap? I vote no.


Connie Neil - Dec 07, 2009 11:54:03 am PST #23515 of 30001
brillig

Nerds in the Wild update. Politics has come up. After a few riffs on Sarah Palin and Tina Fey on SNL, they're talking about George Bush and Will Ferrell.

Nerd 1: Well, if Bush was on, someone would throw a shoe, and he'd duck.

Nerd 2: Whatever else you might say about him, Bush has good reflexes.

Nerd 1: He has to. He had a vice president who shot people in the face.


§ ita § - Dec 07, 2009 11:56:17 am PST #23516 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

is there anything more sleepy-making than a sleeping cat on your lap? I vote no.

I vote for the pattering of rain dripping onto broad leaves. Knocks me right out. And I don't just say that because the cat will steal your soul as you sleep.


Jesse - Dec 07, 2009 11:59:24 am PST #23517 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Actually, I get that with a lot of noises -- the pile driver outside my old office kind of put me to sleep, too. It was muffled by the time you got to my interior office, and totally rhythmic.

But it is time to get up! Sorry, cat. (Oh, that's the other thing with the cat -- the trapped-ness.)