No, not really a punch line, a related one-panel comic.
Like Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal. Which it reminds me of, a bit.
I mean, let's say you did kill us. Or didn't. There could be torture. Whatever. But somehow you found the goods. What would your cut be?
Mal ,'Out Of Gas'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Polter-Cow - Dec 07, 2009 10:58:17 am PST #23510 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Dana - Dec 07, 2009 11:32:08 am PST #23511 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I am constantly getting zapped by static electricity. I feel like a puppy getting bopped on the nose, except I'm not sure what I'm supposed to be learning. Not to leave my house, maybe.
§ ita § - Dec 07, 2009 11:39:40 am PST #23512 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
My skirt is all staticked up. I forgot it can pretty much only be worn with panty hose.
I seem to be vacillating between being cold and overheating. And my head hurts like a bitch. I really want to go home. I wonder if I should call it a day early today and make it up during the rest of the week.
tommyrot - Dec 07, 2009 11:41:12 am PST #23513 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Featured in The Nation's charity auction, this Garden Noam Chomsky sculpture, of a run "probably limited to less than 100".
Jesse - Dec 07, 2009 11:53:17 am PST #23514 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
OMG, is there anything more sleepy-making than a sleeping cat on your lap? I vote no.
Connie Neil - Dec 07, 2009 11:54:03 am PST #23515 of 30001
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Nerds in the Wild update. Politics has come up. After a few riffs on Sarah Palin and Tina Fey on SNL, they're talking about George Bush and Will Ferrell.
Nerd 1: Well, if Bush was on, someone would throw a shoe, and he'd duck.
Nerd 2: Whatever else you might say about him, Bush has good reflexes.
Nerd 1: He has to. He had a vice president who shot people in the face.
§ ita § - Dec 07, 2009 11:56:17 am PST #23516 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
is there anything more sleepy-making than a sleeping cat on your lap? I vote no.
I vote for the pattering of rain dripping onto broad leaves. Knocks me right out. And I don't just say that because the cat will steal your soul as you sleep.
Jesse - Dec 07, 2009 11:59:24 am PST #23517 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Actually, I get that with a lot of noises -- the pile driver outside my old office kind of put me to sleep, too. It was muffled by the time you got to my interior office, and totally rhythmic.
But it is time to get up! Sorry, cat. (Oh, that's the other thing with the cat -- the trapped-ness.)
Kathy A - Dec 07, 2009 12:02:21 pm PST #23518 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
(Oh, that's the other thing with the cat -- the trapped-ness.)
Mine's always guaranteed to jump on top of me for snuggles just as I'm getting ready to get up to go to the bathroom. And, she usually managed to land right on top of my bladder for full painful effect.
Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 07, 2009 12:05:59 pm PST #23519 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
OMG, is there anything more sleepy-making than a sleeping cat on your lap? I vote no.
Watching Private Practice. It's dropped me unconscious as if I were clubbed over the head every time I've tried to watch an episode.