A few weeks ago, Liv went to the library with her grandpa. While there, they took a trip to the restroom. Liv did her business but when she came out of the stall she asked her grandfather, "Grandpa, my vagina itches. Is it ok if I scratch it?"
This wouldn't have been nearly as funny if the two young guys that happened into the restroom during that conversation hadn't appeared.
But they can be so funny!
t /short-timer
eta: as the x-post clearly proves
We reached an important milestone with Emeline last night: the proper use of smartassery.
As I was putting on my coat to head outside yesterday afternoon --
Em: Mommy, where are you going?
Me: I am flying away to Europe. FOREVER!
Em: Good. You can't tell me what to do if you go away.
A few weeks ago, Liv went to the library with her grandpa. While there, they took a trip to the restroom. Liv did her business but when she came out of the stall she asked her grandfather, "Grandpa, my vagina itches. Is it ok if I scratch it?"
Years ago, when some friends' daughter was about 2 or so, she walked into my friends' bedroom naked and said, "Pussy hurts." Then she said, "Kiss it." Then she got mad when her parents would not stop laughing.
I just went out and took snow pictures. Cold enough for snow in the hills
edit: I am no longer speaking in code
We are expecting another 3-5 inches tonight and 3-5 inches tomorrow. On top of the few inches that are already on the ground from yesterday. Colder than a witches tit would be an understatement right now.
Beth, looks like you could use these: ooooo.
The woman interviewing me this morning asked if I had boots! I said they are in the mail...
The cold has stolen beth's letters.
We've still got the wind going, and it's scoured the snow off every high spot on the grounds. The very dry Utah snow is just being blown around and drifting up anywhere the wind gets interrupted. I don't even want to think about Wyoming, where there's lots of nothing to slow the wind down.
It'd be very pretty if I never had to go out in it.
We haven't had a lot of wind here as yet. Driving in to work, I felt like I was in a snow globe. Lightly drifting flakes were falling. The trees had that stereotypical winter snow draping the branches. Unfortunately, it meant the roads were also still covered in snow and ice. But that meant we had to go slow and pretend not to be enjoying the scenery.