But they can be so funny! t /short-timer
eta: as the x-post clearly proves
River: 1001. 1002. Simon: River... River: Shh. I'm counting between the lightning and the thunder to see if the storm is coming or going. .1005
'The Message'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Dec 07, 2009 8:02:35 am PST #23459 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Aims - Dec 07, 2009 8:08:04 am PST #23460 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
We reached an important milestone with Emeline last night: the proper use of smartassery.
As I was putting on my coat to head outside yesterday afternoon --
Em: Mommy, where are you going?
Me: I am flying away to Europe. FOREVER!
Em: Good. You can't tell me what to do if you go away.
tommyrot - Dec 07, 2009 8:08:43 am PST #23461 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
A few weeks ago, Liv went to the library with her grandpa. While there, they took a trip to the restroom. Liv did her business but when she came out of the stall she asked her grandfather, "Grandpa, my vagina itches. Is it ok if I scratch it?"
Years ago, when some friends' daughter was about 2 or so, she walked into my friends' bedroom naked and said, "Pussy hurts." Then she said, "Kiss it." Then she got mad when her parents would not stop laughing.
Sue - Dec 07, 2009 8:18:45 am PST #23462 of 30001
hip deep in pie
Erin, I'm @sue_oz.
beth b - Dec 07, 2009 8:20:24 am PST #23463 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
I just went out and took snow pictures. Cold enough for snow in the hills
edit: I am no longer speaking in code
SuziQ - Dec 07, 2009 8:24:15 am PST #23464 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
We are expecting another 3-5 inches tonight and 3-5 inches tomorrow. On top of the few inches that are already on the ground from yesterday. Colder than a witches tit would be an understatement right now.
Jesse - Dec 07, 2009 8:30:33 am PST #23465 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Beth, looks like you could use these: ooooo.
The woman interviewing me this morning asked if I had boots! I said they are in the mail...
Connie Neil - Dec 07, 2009 8:31:44 am PST #23466 of 30001
brillig
The cold has stolen beth's letters.
We've still got the wind going, and it's scoured the snow off every high spot on the grounds. The very dry Utah snow is just being blown around and drifting up anywhere the wind gets interrupted. I don't even want to think about Wyoming, where there's lots of nothing to slow the wind down.
It'd be very pretty if I never had to go out in it.
SuziQ - Dec 07, 2009 8:38:17 am PST #23467 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
We haven't had a lot of wind here as yet. Driving in to work, I felt like I was in a snow globe. Lightly drifting flakes were falling. The trees had that stereotypical winter snow draping the branches. Unfortunately, it meant the roads were also still covered in snow and ice. But that meant we had to go slow and pretend not to be enjoying the scenery.
DavidS - Dec 07, 2009 8:52:40 am PST #23468 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
In honor of Tom Waits' sixtieth birthday I need to note that it is "colder than a well-digger's ass" today.