Why would this lefty restaurant I'm at not server real ham? Are pigs treated worse than turkeys? Maybe free-range turkey is available but free range ham not?

I suppose I could just ask, but it's more fun to pose the questions to people who may be thousands of miles away....

Jess, I'm glad D's asking for bagels! Liv always wants Halloween candy for breakfast.

My mother lost her cell phone at an oasis on the Chicago toll road. A kind Wisconsin native found it and met me to return it. I told Mom I'd mail it back to her. She just tried to give me her address over the phone.

It's the house I grew up in. I lived there for 22 years. Yeah, Ma, I remember the address.

Yeah, I like turkey ham, but it's not ham.

That's where I stand. Does eggs benedict normally have ham? I see so many variations on eggs benedict, I don't remember what's usual.

It's the house I grew up in. I lived there for 22 years. Yeah, Ma, I remember the address.

Heh.

I could have slept more. But I was afraid I'd sleep too long! Ah well.

I think I may have found msbelle's next house!

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Traditional eggs benedict has Canadian bacon. I can't remember what part of the pig it's cut from, but it tastes basically like ham.

Jess, I'm glad D's asking for bagels! Liv always wants Halloween candy for breakfast.

Well, he is a Brooklyn native. Bagels are in his blood. (Not literally - that would be gross.)

Well, he is a Brooklyn native. Bagels are in his blood.

I was going to say, isn't bagel the third word they learn behind "mama" and "dada?"

Dylan cracks me up.

we broke sarameg's sleep schedule!

Or something. It feels like 10 (and 7 felt like 7) but despite not crashing until nearly 2, I was still up.

Traditional eggs benedict has Canadian bacon.

Cool. I'm seitting here thinking "what goes on eggs benedict? Spinach? Oysters? Crab cakes? No, self, normal eggs benedict, what's on that?" and drawing a complete blank. Not that I ever make it or even order it, but I like to read the descriptions on menus.