Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Nov 29, 2009 5:09:18 am PST #21846 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Jess, I'm glad D's asking for bagels! Liv always wants Halloween candy for breakfast.

Well, he is a Brooklyn native. Bagels are in his blood. (Not literally - that would be gross.)


Cashmere - Nov 29, 2009 5:14:04 am PST #21847 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Well, he is a Brooklyn native. Bagels are in his blood.

I was going to say, isn't bagel the third word they learn behind "mama" and "dada?"


sarameg - Nov 29, 2009 5:21:18 am PST #21848 of 30001

Dylan cracks me up.

we broke sarameg's sleep schedule!

Or something. It feels like 10 (and 7 felt like 7) but despite not crashing until nearly 2, I was still up.


-t - Nov 29, 2009 5:33:52 am PST #21849 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Traditional eggs benedict has Canadian bacon.

Cool. I'm seitting here thinking "what goes on eggs benedict? Spinach? Oysters? Crab cakes? No, self, normal eggs benedict, what's on that?" and drawing a complete blank. Not that I ever make it or even order it, but I like to read the descriptions on menus.


sarameg - Nov 29, 2009 5:35:56 am PST #21850 of 30001

Kat, pretty sure I left my water bottle in your car or house. It's in the process of breaking, so feel free to trash it.


Calli - Nov 29, 2009 5:38:28 am PST #21851 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Eggs benedict sounds great. I don't think I've ever had it, but I love the description.

-t, I think adding spinach would make it eggs Florentine. Which also sounds yummy.


Jessica - Nov 29, 2009 5:51:41 am PST #21852 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Dylanism #2:

DH: Dylan, you're not being vey nice to Mommy today.

D: I'm going to be nice to Daddy.

mom = chopped liver today, it seems


-t - Nov 29, 2009 5:54:27 am PST #21853 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh, Dylan, so young and so cruel.


DavidS - Nov 29, 2009 6:09:03 am PST #21854 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

If you wanted to balance your scale, on one side you could put how much a toddler cares about your feelings, and maybe a butterfly wing on the other.


Kat - Nov 29, 2009 6:12:36 am PST #21855 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

You left it, sara (I called your cell and left a message). So don't mail it is what you're saying?

on one side you could put how much a toddler cares about your feelings, and maybe a butterfly wing on the other.

I think Your Toddler May Vary because Noah gets upset when we are upset pretty often. He hates being told he's hurt one of our feelings.