Crimes by Batman and Chewbacca on Halloween night: [link]
I don't give half a hump if you're innocent or not. So where does that put you?
Book ,'Objects In Space'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Nov 17, 2009 9:05:44 am PST #19756 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Polter-Cow - Nov 17, 2009 9:10:28 am PST #19757 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Ergh. Persimmons don't taste very good. But they have lots of vitamins? So I should eat them anyway?
§ ita § - Nov 17, 2009 9:11:15 am PST #19758 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
"If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie, wipe the seatie."
"If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat."
I think I'd react poorly to being exhorted as "sweetie." No, I'm sure of it. But I'd still wipe the seat.
msbelle - Nov 17, 2009 9:13:36 am PST #19759 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I think you should eat things you like the taste of. Surely there are things you like that also have vitamins.
juliana - Nov 17, 2009 9:15:05 am PST #19760 of 30001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Ergh. Persimmons don't taste very good. But they have lots of vitamins? So I should eat them anyway?
Chop 'em up, put them on a leafy-green salad, dress it with oil & vinegar & pepper. Mega-vitamins, and the savory brings out the best the persimmons have to offer.
JZ - Nov 17, 2009 9:16:32 am PST #19761 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Ergh. Persimmons don't taste very good. But they have lots of vitamins? So I should eat them anyway?
Give them to my mom, and she will make a magical delicious pudding out of them. I don't know how she does it.
megan walker - Nov 17, 2009 9:17:11 am PST #19762 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
So, co-worker that asked for a copy of my survey, and couldn't wait for me to put it in her box, or didn't realize I had? Went in and copied it for herself when J gave her access to the software for a different survey!
Unfortunately, she didn't actually copy the other survey and rewrote it while it was active, screwing up someone else's survey and data.
And, of course, she can't really come check with me to see if she screwed up mine (she didn't), because she NEVER TOLD ME SHE WAS GOING TO COPY IT.
I was pissed on Friday, but now I must admit I am enjoying this immensely (except for my other friend having to redo her stuff, obviously).
Jesse - Nov 17, 2009 9:19:49 am PST #19763 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I think you should eat things you like the taste of. Surely there are things you like that also have vitamins.
Indeed. Speaking of which, I have a pomegranate to eat!
tommyrot - Nov 17, 2009 9:22:57 am PST #19764 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
From the Everything is Terrible blog....
I found it too painful to get through the whole thing.
§ ita § - Nov 17, 2009 9:28:49 am PST #19765 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I am going out for fast food for lunch today, but my choice is not on the flow chart. I think I'll have Chipotle.