Hey, don't worry about it. Nest full of vampires, you come get me, okay. Box full of puppies, that's more of a judgement call.

Jonathan ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kathy A - Nov 05, 2009 8:12:24 am PST #17345 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

The linked post asked the same question, and the poster called the restaurant and spoke to the waiter for that dinner. According to him, the restaurant puts all tips into a pot and everyone splits it, from the maitre'd to the bus boys, on a percentage basis.

ETA: Or, what Tom says. Hi, Tom!!!


Polter-Cow - Nov 05, 2009 8:12:40 am PST #17346 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Aims, that's in the post.

The waiter was very circumspect and didn’t want to talk about his patrons. No problem. I wouldn’t either. But he told me that tips are pooled at Nello’s and that night’s glorious take was divided up among fifteen employees - waiters, food runners, bartenders, bus people and a maitre’d. In a pool house it’s common to divvy up the tips according to a percentage formula. And while the waiter at Nello’s wouldn’t tell me what that formula was, it’s obvious that everyone had a nice pay day! Congratualtions guys!

Aah, x-post!


bon bon - Nov 05, 2009 8:16:10 am PST #17347 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

What's sick and sad is wasting that wine on mediocre food that costs way more than necessary. The markup on water might be expected but $30 asparagus?! And that's not even counting the markup on the wine. Russians!


Jesse - Nov 05, 2009 8:23:46 am PST #17348 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Jesse -- try a department store discounter like Ross, TJs, Filenes. Housewares there are effing insane, but I would guess you'd need to find a spacious store in the suburbs.

I kind of looked at Marshall's and Filene's Basement the other day, but didn't have this exact thing in my head yet. But I don't think they had what I was looking for, even still. I think msbelle's Solution solution is the winner. It's exactly the right size, shape, and style!


megan walker - Nov 05, 2009 8:42:51 am PST #17349 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Oops, wrong thread.


§ ita § - Nov 05, 2009 8:44:27 am PST #17350 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Who/what's Wade?


DavidS - Nov 05, 2009 8:50:15 am PST #17351 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Huh. Camouflage cheongsam.


§ ita § - Nov 05, 2009 8:52:13 am PST #17352 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That needs to be in satin.

I'm disappointed that google.co.uk doesn't have anything Guy Fawksey up. Gunpowder, treason, and plot!


juliana - Nov 05, 2009 8:52:36 am PST #17353 of 30001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

A common breakdown of tip-out percentages:
Food runners: ~2% of food sales
Bartenders: ~10% of drink sales (including N/A drinks)
Bussers: ~2-3% of total sales
Maitre'd/host: ~1% of total sales

If two or more waiters are working the table, they split it however they feel appropriate. That was a hell of a tip-out night, for sure.


tommyrot - Nov 05, 2009 8:53:51 am PST #17354 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Camouflage cheongsam.

It should be more shiny. Of course that would make it less camouflaged. Unless you live in a land of shiny things.

eta: or what ita said:

That needs to be in satin.