Didn't you just recently have a similarly shitty customer service experience at a car dealership?
No, that was you.
(Sorry)
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Nov 03, 2009 9:20:10 am PST #16861 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Gudanov - Nov 03, 2009 9:21:03 am PST #16862 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
That's weird. Why would she care so much?
Speaking of weird retail experiences. I went into an Office Max a couple of days ago to buy a 4GB flash drive that cost all of $12. The cashier asked if I wanted an extended warranty. I just said "no" instead of "are you fucking kidding me?". To the cashier's credit she didn't try to push the issue and quite possibly thought it was just as stupid as I did.
tommyrot - Nov 03, 2009 9:21:31 am PST #16863 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
maybe question the reality of the coupon.
"Sorry, this is a Wishverse coupon."
"Sorry, we can't take this. See how Spock has a goatee?"
beth b - Nov 03, 2009 9:22:19 am PST #16864 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Damn, word choice still got me
Gudanov - Nov 03, 2009 9:23:53 am PST #16865 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
maybe question the reality of the coupon.
Ah, the collision of philosophy majors and the job market.
Theodosia - Nov 03, 2009 9:24:31 am PST #16866 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Around here, all the cash registers actually SCAN the coupon's barcode, so unless you've bothered to hack the grocery store database where the barcodes are kept and altered the price there... really, doesn't simply stealing credit card numbers sound a whole lot easier?
Dana - Nov 03, 2009 9:27:25 am PST #16867 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Okay, here's another math problem for you geniuses.
Given a microwave pasta meal that contains tiny pieces of pasta and tomato sauce, what is the chance that at least one piece of pasta will fall off the fork on its way to my mouth and hit three different places on me before it reaches the ground?
-t - Nov 03, 2009 9:28:45 am PST #16868 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
IME, 100%
Eta: tomato particles are attracted to fabric molecules. Esp white fabric.
Gudanov - Nov 03, 2009 9:29:09 am PST #16869 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
What color of clothing are you wearing? If you are wearing white or some other very light color, then the chances increase greatly.
tommyrot - Nov 03, 2009 9:30:21 am PST #16870 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
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