That's weird. Why would she care so much?
Speaking of weird retail experiences. I went into an Office Max a couple of days ago to buy a 4GB flash drive that cost all of $12. The cashier asked if I wanted an extended warranty. I just said "no" instead of "are you fucking kidding me?". To the cashier's credit she didn't try to push the issue and quite possibly thought it was just as stupid as I did.
maybe question the reality of the coupon.
"Sorry, this is a Wishverse coupon."
"Sorry, we can't take this. See how Spock has a goatee?"
Damn, word choice still got me
maybe question the reality of the coupon.
Ah, the collision of philosophy majors and the job market.
Around here, all the cash registers actually SCAN the coupon's barcode, so unless you've bothered to hack the grocery store database where the barcodes are kept and altered the price there... really, doesn't simply stealing credit card numbers sound a whole lot easier?
Okay, here's another math problem for you geniuses.
Given a microwave pasta meal that contains tiny pieces of pasta and tomato sauce, what is the chance that at least one piece of pasta will fall off the fork on its way to my mouth and hit three different places on me before it reaches the ground?
IME, 100%
Eta: tomato particles are attracted to fabric molecules. Esp white fabric.
What color of clothing are you wearing? If you are wearing white or some other very light color, then the chances increase greatly.
100% is the correct answer!
Fortunately, I'm wearing purple and brown. Not a clothing disaster.