Around here, all the cash registers actually SCAN the coupon's barcode, so unless you've bothered to hack the grocery store database where the barcodes are kept and altered the price there... really, doesn't simply stealing credit card numbers sound a whole lot easier?
I hope you don't think that I just come over for the spells and everything. I mean, I really like just talking and hanging out with you and stuff.
Willow ,'First Date'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Theodosia - Nov 03, 2009 9:24:31 am PST #16866 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Dana - Nov 03, 2009 9:27:25 am PST #16867 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Okay, here's another math problem for you geniuses.
Given a microwave pasta meal that contains tiny pieces of pasta and tomato sauce, what is the chance that at least one piece of pasta will fall off the fork on its way to my mouth and hit three different places on me before it reaches the ground?
-t - Nov 03, 2009 9:28:45 am PST #16868 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
IME, 100%
Eta: tomato particles are attracted to fabric molecules. Esp white fabric.
Gudanov - Nov 03, 2009 9:29:09 am PST #16869 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
What color of clothing are you wearing? If you are wearing white or some other very light color, then the chances increase greatly.
tommyrot - Nov 03, 2009 9:30:21 am PST #16870 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The Adventures of Lil Cthulhu (animated video)
Dana - Nov 03, 2009 9:32:02 am PST #16871 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
100% is the correct answer!
Fortunately, I'm wearing purple and brown. Not a clothing disaster.
ChiKat - Nov 03, 2009 9:32:34 am PST #16872 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
does anyone else feel really disconnected right now?
Yes. Goodness, yes. For me, it's a change of work. New school, new kids, new coworkers. And, this school does not have staff meetings which on the one hand, yay! On the other, it's hard to get to know people. And, I used to co-teach a class, so I had that comraderie which is now gone. Also, I think the 45 mile (each way) commute is a big factor.
Sue - Nov 03, 2009 9:32:42 am PST #16873 of 30001
hip deep in pie
What color of clothing are you wearing? If you are wearing white or some other very light color, then the chances increase greatly.
I subscribe to these same laws of physics.
ChiKat - Nov 03, 2009 9:33:58 am PST #16874 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
tomato particles are attracted to fabric molecules. Esp white fabric.
If you are wearing white or some other very light color, then the chances increase greatly.
Both of these statements are completely accurate.
Polter-Cow - Nov 03, 2009 9:34:08 am PST #16875 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Didn't you just recently have a similarly shitty customer service experience at a car dealership?
No, that was you.
(Sorry)
Ha, I know, it WAS me, but it was also Tep! Or someone who went to a dealership and was very rudely told she was in the wrong place and was not believed when she told them that the website, then, had the wrong address.