Wesley: All right. I'm going to let you all in on something you may have trouble comprehending. I assure you however-- Gunn: Vampires are real. Wesley: I was telling!

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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Jessica - Jun 13, 2013 8:25:11 am PDT #24690 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Jess, is it an okay movie for a precocious 10-year-old?

Oh, definitely. There were some tweens at the screening I saw. The violence level is pretty high, but it's not gory or graphic, just punching and explosions.

Only caveat is it runs 140 minutes, so once you add in 20+ minutes of ads/trailers, you're asking a kid to sit still for nearly 3 hours, which might be tough for some. (However, there's no post-credits tease, so you can shave off ten minutes by leaving as soon as the movie ends.)


Polter-Cow - Jun 13, 2013 8:28:11 am PDT #24691 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Batman doesn't show up at the end and talk to him about the Justice League Initiative?


Steph L. - Jun 13, 2013 8:40:09 am PDT #24692 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Batman doesn't show up at the end and talk to him about the Justice League Initiative?

It should still be Nick Fury. EVERY movie deserves a Nick Fury post-credits scene.


Jessica - Jun 13, 2013 9:17:58 am PDT #24693 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I did really want to see Nick Fury walk on, look around, turn around and walk out again. But it didn't happen.


chrismg - Jun 13, 2013 9:31:00 am PDT #24694 of 30000
"...and then Legolas and the Hulk destroy the entire Greek army." - Penny Arcade

Marti Noxon to write Tomb Raider movie script.


Polter-Cow - Jun 13, 2013 9:56:41 am PDT #24695 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Ooh, interesting. The new game has been well received, so I hope they take inspiration from it.


Sean K - Jun 13, 2013 10:29:09 am PDT #24696 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I found even 300 to be eye-rolly silly. Also, I think if that movie was shown at normal speed, it would be twenty minutes long.

Watchmen bothered me because it seemed like Zack Snyder completely missed the point of the comic. Like, Moore spent the whole comic deconstructing the superhero mythology, and Snyder kind of nodded along going "Yep, yep, yep! Superheroes are pretty awesome, aren't they?" But Snyder did successfully copy most of the images from the book.

Suckerpunch is SO stupid and offensive, both times I have watched it (in my living room, not a theater), I spent the ENTIRE DURATION (I'm not kidding) of the movie, ranting about how stupid and offensive every single thing about the movie was.


Frankenbuddha - Jun 13, 2013 11:06:49 am PDT #24697 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

One thing I did like about Watchmen was the change they made to the ending. I always thought the giant space squid was a horrible choice.


Steph L. - Jun 13, 2013 11:13:05 am PDT #24698 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I always thought the giant space squid was a horrible choice.

I love the psychic space squid because it is so 110% over-the-top ridiculous. I would have paid double the admission price to see it in the film.


Jessica - Jun 13, 2013 11:15:23 am PDT #24699 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Yeah, psychic space squid would have been incredibly difficult to pull off as the climax to a serious dramatic movie.