Hell, I don't know. If I had wanted schooling, I'da gone to school.

Jayne ,'Ariel'


Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Steph L. - Jun 13, 2013 8:40:09 am PDT #24692 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Batman doesn't show up at the end and talk to him about the Justice League Initiative?

It should still be Nick Fury. EVERY movie deserves a Nick Fury post-credits scene.


Jessica - Jun 13, 2013 9:17:58 am PDT #24693 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I did really want to see Nick Fury walk on, look around, turn around and walk out again. But it didn't happen.


chrismg - Jun 13, 2013 9:31:00 am PDT #24694 of 30000
"...and then Legolas and the Hulk destroy the entire Greek army." - Penny Arcade

Marti Noxon to write Tomb Raider movie script.


Polter-Cow - Jun 13, 2013 9:56:41 am PDT #24695 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Ooh, interesting. The new game has been well received, so I hope they take inspiration from it.


Sean K - Jun 13, 2013 10:29:09 am PDT #24696 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I found even 300 to be eye-rolly silly. Also, I think if that movie was shown at normal speed, it would be twenty minutes long.

Watchmen bothered me because it seemed like Zack Snyder completely missed the point of the comic. Like, Moore spent the whole comic deconstructing the superhero mythology, and Snyder kind of nodded along going "Yep, yep, yep! Superheroes are pretty awesome, aren't they?" But Snyder did successfully copy most of the images from the book.

Suckerpunch is SO stupid and offensive, both times I have watched it (in my living room, not a theater), I spent the ENTIRE DURATION (I'm not kidding) of the movie, ranting about how stupid and offensive every single thing about the movie was.


Frankenbuddha - Jun 13, 2013 11:06:49 am PDT #24697 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

One thing I did like about Watchmen was the change they made to the ending. I always thought the giant space squid was a horrible choice.


Steph L. - Jun 13, 2013 11:13:05 am PDT #24698 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I always thought the giant space squid was a horrible choice.

I love the psychic space squid because it is so 110% over-the-top ridiculous. I would have paid double the admission price to see it in the film.


Jessica - Jun 13, 2013 11:15:23 am PDT #24699 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Yeah, psychic space squid would have been incredibly difficult to pull off as the climax to a serious dramatic movie.


Jessica - Jun 13, 2013 11:15:50 am PDT #24700 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I would have paid double the admission price to see it in the film.

But also this. Because, come on, GIANT PSYCHIC SPACE SQUID.


Steph L. - Jun 13, 2013 11:19:54 am PDT #24701 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

But also this. Because, come on, GIANT PSYCHIC SPACE SQUID.

This is what I'm saying!

Very tangentially related to Watchmen, this comic made me laugh forever: [link] (It took me about a full minute to get the Watchmen reference. Reading the alt-text helps if you're not like me and remember to read the alt-text.)