River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.

'Safe'


Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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§ ita § - May 25, 2013 2:11:40 pm PDT #24542 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If you want to do the homework, I'd start with 5, then 1, then 4 then 2 and 3 in terms of material for this movie, and in terms of quality I like the Vin ones better (1, 4, 5, 6).

But really, it's not hard--Vin is a drag racer who led a bunch of car thieves (including his GF--his sister is an excellent driver but doesn't steal or race) that Paul Walker went undercover to bust and ended up on their side. They accumulate more folks into their family as they go along, and Michelle Rodriguez (Vin's GF) is killed in #4 (which is a prequel to #3). At the end of #5, in which they went up against the Rock, they totally intend to retire...

I love the disclaimer at the end that pretty much says "PLEASE. For the love of god don't take any driving tips or tricks from this. They are professionals, and also this is fake as all shit."

P-C, I am not even sure if the collateral damage in this movie is worse than what the good guys caused in #5. When they drag that safe through...Miami, was it?...there's no way a shit ton of people who were just minding their business didn't get killed, never mind the property damage. I can't think of another franchise that fucks up more passers by than this one. It's now a laughing matter for me.

Also, while it didn't match the climax of Fast Five, it was still a wonderful moment when I realized THEY DRAGGED A PLANE DOWN WITH THEIR CARS.

In this one, the plane is about the only thing, including the people, that can't fly. That moment got applause throughout the room.

Oh, and the fight scenes are pretty fun--I hadn't realised Gina Carano is in it, and my only complaint is--if you have Gina, pull her hair back. Let us see that it's her doing all those things. Even if the person she's fighting against is doubled,, enh, whatever. Cash in on what you have. This is also much more her acting speed than the Soderbergh acting vehicle.

The Rock, aka Samoan Thor is totally ridic, in the best possible way. He's precisely the size of huge that I don't think is preposterous, largely because he can clearly move well. The other big guys in the movie looked sillier. They just didn't wear it as well.

For the kind of movie this is (popcorn+steroids) I think it did exceptionally well by women. There are, what, four women with action roles and no screaming or or random "chivalry", no couples are making helpless cow eyes at each other, and no one's choices or genitalia call into question their competence.

I am so freaking delighted that they are going to add the other famous movie driver from the past decade or so to the incredibly long-running franchise. Paul Walker has been in all of them, right (oh, wait, not Tokyo Drift)? Which is good for him, since he really really can't act.

(I am so fucking sad that Han seems to be dead. I didn't see that coming, and I hope it's not true. Come on, 7!)


Connie Neil - May 25, 2013 2:41:31 pm PDT #24543 of 30000
brillig

Saw Great and Powerful Oz in the dollar movie. Glad i didn't pay full price. Hubby said "It wasn't bad for a Tim Burton movie that Tim Burton didn't make." And the opening music was pretty much all Nightmare Before Christmas. I just watched for Danny Elfman's name to make sure no one was ripping him off.


askye - May 25, 2013 2:42:50 pm PDT #24544 of 30000
Thrive to spite them

From everything I've heard Tokoyo Drift is the weakest and you're better off reading the Wikipedia summary than actually watching it.


Polter-Cow - May 25, 2013 3:03:55 pm PDT #24545 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I didn't see that coming, and I hope it's not true.

Heh. Someone has selective memory: he died in Tokyo Drift! He was the best part of that movie, so I'm glad they found a way to bring him back.

From everything I've heard Tokoyo Drift is the weakest and you're better off reading the Wikipedia summary than actually watching it.

The second one is the weakest. I like Tokyo Drift, but mostly because Sung Kang is awesome.


le nubian - May 25, 2013 3:17:09 pm PDT #24546 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

From everything I've heard Tokoyo Drift is the weakest and you're better off reading the Wikipedia summary than actually watching it.

I believe that is the only one I have seen from beginning to end. Man, that is not a good movie.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 25, 2013 3:26:54 pm PDT #24547 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Lucas Black is really not a good actor, even if he did grow up pretty.


le nubian - May 25, 2013 3:38:27 pm PDT #24548 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

He was so good as a kid too.


le nubian - May 25, 2013 4:50:10 pm PDT #24549 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Apparently, Beau agreed to go to FF. I can hardly believe it. 9:25 showing here we come.


§ ita § - May 25, 2013 5:03:52 pm PDT #24550 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Someone has selective memory

Oh, I don't deny that for a second. I remember next to nothing about 2 and 3.


Tom Scola - May 25, 2013 5:21:04 pm PDT #24551 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

I've heard Tokoyo Drift is the weakest

It had the best soundtrack: [link]