Except he's not twisted so you can see both pecs as well as his ass.
Right, there comes a point where you have to either move on, or just buy yourself a Klingon costume and go with it.
Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'
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Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 30, 2013 3:14:25 pm PDT #24162 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Connie Neil - Apr 30, 2013 3:18:24 pm PDT #24163 of 30000
brillig
Though I'd rather be looking at RDJ's butt, as attractive as the armor is.
§ ita § - Apr 30, 2013 3:18:30 pm PDT #24164 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
But you can see robo-pec of the suit in front of him. It's GENIUS. Diabolically genius.
But, yeah, maintaining structural integrity is an important distinction between so many defaults of women hero pictures--by putting an object of interest in front of him, there's a reason for him to be facing away from the audience, and it helps make the picture have a bit of a narrative--you can properly imagine he was interrupted during something perfectly sensible, as opposed to experimenting to see if his pelvic girdle could imitate the optical illusion of an owl swivelling his head (which, truth be told, would only not occur to Tony if he knew he'd designed it in already).
Juliebird - Apr 30, 2013 3:27:41 pm PDT #24165 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider
See, my reaction after having read a particular fic is: is the gold flap on his bum so he can go potty?
§ ita § - Apr 30, 2013 5:07:09 pm PDT #24166 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
If that suit doesn't ram a tube up his jacksie, I'd be very disappointed. I'm also assuming catheter. It's the only way to be sure.
Connie Neil - Apr 30, 2013 6:52:57 pm PDT #24167 of 30000
brillig
And you know Tony Stark lives for questions about what he does with his dick.
Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 30, 2013 7:29:09 pm PDT #24168 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I feel I speak for the entire male gender when I tell you that a genius inventor would find some solution to the problem that doesn't involve a catheter.
§ ita § - May 01, 2013 4:38:49 am PDT #24169 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The entirety of the male gender that doesn't like sounding, you mean. That's where innovation comes into play.
DebetEsse - May 01, 2013 11:52:36 am PDT #24170 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.
The entirety of cismales who don't like sounding, even
Juliebird - May 01, 2013 12:05:26 pm PDT #24171 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider
What have I done?!