I feel I speak for the entire male gender when I tell you that a genius inventor would find some solution to the problem that doesn't involve a catheter.
But I understand. You gave up everything you had to find me. And you found me broken. It's hard for you.
River ,'Safe'
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Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 30, 2013 7:29:09 pm PDT #24168 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
§ ita § - May 01, 2013 4:38:49 am PDT #24169 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The entirety of the male gender that doesn't like sounding, you mean. That's where innovation comes into play.
DebetEsse - May 01, 2013 11:52:36 am PDT #24170 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.
The entirety of cismales who don't like sounding, even
Juliebird - May 01, 2013 12:05:26 pm PDT #24171 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider
What have I done?!
§ ita § - May 01, 2013 1:01:21 pm PDT #24172 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Not where I thought...
le nubian - May 01, 2013 1:24:14 pm PDT #24173 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
I went to Rotten Tomatoes to check out reviews for Iron Man 3. And I as I was clicking the link, I said to myself: "I wonder what Ebert thought about..."
Dammit.
Steph L. - May 01, 2013 2:41:01 pm PDT #24174 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Despite my great dislike of Spider-Man 3 (and, specifically, the scene I'm linking), this made me laugh FOREVER: Yes hello I am here for Gatsby's party.
Polter-Cow - May 01, 2013 3:43:45 pm PDT #24175 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I went to Rotten Tomatoes to check out reviews for Iron Man 3. And I as I was clicking the link, I said to myself: "I wonder what Ebert thought about..."
Dammit.
Dammit.
§ ita § - May 01, 2013 3:56:52 pm PDT #24176 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
If an afterlife exists just so he got to see it early in proper 3D, that's all the justification theology needs.
Juliebird - May 01, 2013 4:01:27 pm PDT #24177 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider
My mother's usual statement is "I'd better live long enough to see [the third LOTR movie] or finish a series of books not yet published. And I get that. Who knows what life brings, grandkids, wealth, garden finally getting planted, whatevs, but gosh darnit, there's this fictional story we have to see through to the end".